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10 September 2010 @ 11:32 am
the vampire porn 2x01 'the return'  
Okay, real entry is coming soon and I'm answering comments and stuff soon but this needed to be written.

1. No seriously that was GOOD. I'm still thoroughly mindfucked. O___O

2. First things first: Katherine, you're a bitch and I hate you.

That said, thanks for the shirtless Damon of this round.

3. Hardcore!Stefan iz my favorite Stefan ever. Period. He's much sexier when he's all 'I'M GONNA TURN YOU' and then playing along with Katherine and being a badass than while he's being all nice and considerate, so yay? Also mm Paul Wesley, you're prettier than I remember.

4. I might have shipped Damon/Stefan in the park scene. Don't tell anyone. I think it was the lack of Alaric, but... I probably got the point of Damon/Stefan. Nn.

5. Nina Dobrev keeps on being good. She totally plays them both differently, which iz awesome.

6. Am I wrong or did Jeremy suddenly grow up and become waaaay prettier during the summer? *is shallow*

7. That said, not shipping it but Tyler and Jeremy need to make out. Actually, they needed to make out yesterday.

8. Tyler's uncle = mmmm NICE. I do approve.

9. Matt still has too little screentime.

10. BONNIE IS THE BEST HBIC EVER.

11. Uh. Just. I hope they didn't kill Caroline. I mean, just when I start liking her? ;____; or if she becomes a vampire please don't make it end like Vicki. Poor Matt can't take two of them. :((((

12. DAMON I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FEELINGS EVEN IF YOU PRETEND NOT TO HAVE THEM.

No, but when he was like 'we're staking her, something poetic' I was swooning. And I love him when he's fooling people all around like Caroline's mother. And AW POOR GUY IS SO DAMAGED I WANT TO HUG HIM. Okay, maybe not after he snapped poor Jeremy's neck (yay for rings!), but fff poor baby, saying that it was always going to be Stefan is totally not what he needed to hear. *hugs* Also Ian's face during that scene with Katherine, I went ;__________________________; BUT POOR GUY, and the worst thing is that he was the dedicated one. I mean, he totally was the one really in love with her and it was never about him and... ;____________________;

no, but since when I just stopped being shallow and being all emotional about this? Still.

Okay, snapping poor Jeremy's neck wasn't a smart idea, since now he won't even manage to get back at friendship stage with Elena, but still, POOR GUY IS EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED, he doesn't know better.

13. Also, I HATE CLIFFHANGERS FOR ENDINGS.

14. Also I don't ship Damon/Katherine and I hate her and stuff, but that scene when they were kissing? UNF. UNF. UNF. THERE'S A REASON I CALL THIS THE VAMPIRE PORNOGRAPHY.

15. In conclusion, for being the vporn, this was an excellent opener. It just lacked the necessary Alaric. WHO NEEDS TO BE BACK NEXT EP OR ASAP OR OTHERWISE I WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHIP. :((((

16. In further conclusion, even if Alaric wasn't there, seems to me like my shipping iz validated. I mean, Elena has made it clear that it's about Stefan, Katherine made it clear that it's about Stefan, any other woman is not an option and Alaric spent half of last season hanging around Damon even if Damon killed him. Also it's not like he'll get back with Isobel anytime soon, therefore: they're totally perfect for each other atm. And yes, this last point totally didn't have much to do with the actual ep but if I don't have shipping fodder, I'll make it. ;)

Okay. Catching up with comments and studying some and stuff. This totally made my morning good. :D
 
 
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Big Bag of Weird: TVD Damon/Alaric fencegehirnstuerm on September 10th, 2010 10:30 am (UTC)
Okay, snapping poor Jeremy's neck wasn't a smart idea, since now he won't even manage to get back at friendship stage with Elena, but still, POOR GUY IS EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED, he doesn't know better.
LOL! Exactly. Poor killer woobie.

Also, I HATE CLIFFHANGERS FOR ENDINGS.
Seriously! I've been all "Is it September yet?" all summer... and after watching the first episode I'm all "OMG IS IT NEXT WEEK YET?!" :D

Alaric spent half of last season hanging around Damon even if Damon killed him. Also it's not like he'll get back with Isobel anytime soon, therefore: they're totally perfect for each other atm.
Word.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn MY SHIP OMGjanie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 10:39 am (UTC)
Ehe, I love his woobie killer self. Come oon, he just needs a hug! :(

THEY LIKE KEEPING US ON EDGE OR WHAT?!!!

Ehe, they so are. <3
Kros_21kros_21 on September 10th, 2010 11:08 am (UTC)
stupid me didn't know TVD was back. I gotta watch it NOW!!!!!! O.O

the female ghost of tom joadjanie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 11:16 am (UTC)
lol I was sure it was back on like the 23rd before SPN and then I found out it was today and was like WHAAAAT THE VAMPIRE PORN IS BACK YAY ;) and yes, DO WATCH IT! It was amaaazing. ;)
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the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/alaricjanie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 11:15 am (UTC)
Yeeeep. Or well. First six episodes of S1 are crap-ish. From 7 to 10 - they're okay. From 11 to the finale, it just kept getting better. And this one was... wow. So yeah. I'd say give it a try and stand the initial crappiness. ;) ;) but do check! It's not like I'm quitting it anytime soon. ;)
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the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn MY SHIP OMGjanie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 04:01 pm (UTC)
IKR? I mean, Stefan is okay and he has awesome music taste and Paul Wesley isn't hard on the eyes but JFC PEOPLE SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE DAMON SOME LOVE NOW, HE CAN'T ALWAYS BE THE REPLACEMENT ;______; brb writing Damon/Alaric to make up for it Also yeah word, Stefan is a lot better when he's all hardcore and stuff. Which isn't usual.

Yeah, that part was total good writing. Still. ;____;

Ehe, good! Because seriously, as soon as I like her she dies? :((( And ha, YAY BONNIE LOVE! I has faith in her. Also YEAH WHERE WAS ALARIC HE NEEDS TO BE BACK NOW. Possibly to give Damon a hug, as OOC as it'd be. XDD
All mighty voices in my head, I'll never doubt you: TVD Damon/Alaricburningchaos on September 10th, 2010 02:05 pm (UTC)
Yes - exactly what you said. Although I am confused by the Stefan love fest. Is his dick made of chocolate? Seriously who would pick him over Damon. UGH.
Anasnowweisz on September 10th, 2010 03:08 pm (UTC)
lmao dick made of chocolate.
I don't imagine that being too popular in any case. I mean wouldn't it melt?
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Anasnowweisz on September 10th, 2010 03:07 pm (UTC)
VAMPIRE PORN SHE SAYS OMG LOL ILU
OK HOLD PLS I'M GONNA READ IT NOW

Okay Ia with lots of this but you love Bonnie omg we are done professionally. I hate hate hate hate Bonnie can't stand that backstabbing basic bitch omg go away bonnie pls.
I loved the episode I am not even kidding I feel like, pathetic for how much I loved it and for having watched it twice. idek. And omg I was at ontd on the post afterwards and bitches were hating on my bb Damon and I was like wtf is wrong with you dumbasses he is just a poor boy, nobody loves him ok.
NEEDS MORE MATT DAVIS.

And lol that's all I think.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn HAS A PLOT Y/Yjanie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 03:57 pm (UTC)
I ALWAYS SAY VAMPIRE PORN. BECAUSE IT IS. XD

And lol, sorry, but I tend to appreciate females that don't have a love interest. I get why you don't like Bonnie though, but I can sorta see her point. Also she pwned Katherine and everyone who pwns Katherine iz awesome. Also it's not like Bonnie won't end up feeling a LOT guilty over Caroline, so you might get some satisfaction. XD

Eee, don't feel pathetic! Be happy! It's your guilty pleasure and it's a good one, too! And eheh Damon so needs love. Possibly from Alaric *cough* but YEAH NEEDS MORE MATT DAVIS ASAP.
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Anasnowweisz on September 10th, 2010 04:35 pm (UTC)
Also hey Lavinia bb darling are you gonna be around for scifi bingo this weekend?


OOOOOOOMG FUCK FUCK
OK SO I HAD BEEN SLACKING ON SCIFILAND AND OH EM GEE BOONE IS NOT ON THE BINGO LIST D:
I'm so sad because the bingo list is now closed and while he can get added for next time but omg our boo :'(
I hate playing bingo without Boone even though he screwed me up on jjverse more than once.

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the female ghost of tom joadjanie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 10:46 pm (UTC)
Awww I wish but I need to see the time. Because if it's at some time like midnight I can't afford to fuck my sleep patterns more than they already are. :((((

AND NOOO WHY HE ISN'T! :((((((( THAT'S BAD.
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Anasnowweisz on September 10th, 2010 04:44 pm (UTC)
SPAMMING YOUR POST LIKE YEAH LOL
I think I want to do a picspam of Ian on this episode for picspammy

Y/N?
the female ghost of tom joad: ian somerhalder guitar <333janie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 10:45 pm (UTC)
LOL SPAM ME!

AND OMG DO IT. I COMMAND YOU. Y/Y/Y/Y!!!!
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Laura: HIGH FIVEelise_509 on September 10th, 2010 08:03 pm (UTC)
I've been perving on Jeremy since he started growing his hair out, because hair like that always does me in (i.e. Sam Winchester!). Glad I'm not the only one who is liking him. ;)

Bonnie bothers me a lot, I don't really like her. I'm going to be upset if Caroline is really dead because I was just starting to enjoy her and also it'd be so unfair for Matt to lose yet another person in his life that he cares about. That poor boy. :(

Damon/Alaric yes. And yes to Tyler's uncle. Yum.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn HAS A PLOT Y/Yjanie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 10:49 pm (UTC)
Yay for another Jeremy perver! ;) Or, what's the word for it. Anyway yeah. He has been growing up really nice. *licks lips* Also mmmm YES that's good hair. Tho I liked the Sam hair better when it wasn't in S5. ;) ;)

I can see why Bonnie would be bothersome. I love her, but mostly because I kinda see where she comes from and she has her reasons to be bitchy/bothersome. Also, she's the only woman without a love interest. I tend to be interested more if they don't have one. ;)

I'm going to be upset if Caroline is really dead because I was just starting to enjoy her and also it'd be so unfair for Matt to lose yet another person in his life that he cares about. That poor boy. :(

THIS. I was just starting to like her! She can't die now!!! :(( Also yeah, poor Matt, give the guy a break. And a hug.

Damon/Alaric is endgame. *cough* And Tyler's uncle is indeeeed tasty. *wants more of him*
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the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn alaricjanie_tangerine on September 10th, 2010 10:49 pm (UTC)
I KNOW REALLY??????????????????????
Just another slash fangirl: jeremy and tylerxenasoul on September 11th, 2010 07:01 am (UTC)
You don't even ship Tyler/Jeremy but feels the UST too!
Ah, so I'm not alone in the universe.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn alaricjanie_tangerine on September 11th, 2010 10:29 am (UTC)
No, no, you aren't! They totally have UST! And well, if I was a bit more invested in either I'd probably be all like I SHIP IT. XD as it is I'm more of 'GO MAKE OUT' but that's it. ;)
Fangirlage like WHOA.: LOST/TVD // Boone - Dest: Mystic Fallshopelessfangirl on September 11th, 2010 07:39 pm (UTC)
First off -- "vampire pornography s2 review" ← XD ♥

I was saying to isis2015 that I must always keep my expectations ridiculously low for this show because it's ALWAYS pwning me and I should finally start to give it more credit! THIS PREMIERE WAS FUCKING AMAZING! As much or more epic shit happened in it as the season finale, which is pretty damn impressive. It's setting the bar high, that's for sure!

LOL I kinda love/hate Katherine? I expected to hate her or find her annoying, but I was pretty impressed that she was neither to me. Of course, I didn't like what she did to Caroline (O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????), but at least she's properly menacing and badass.

Matt still has too little screentime.

ABSOLUTE TRUTH.

Oh, Damon. What are we going to do with you? SO MUCH PROGRESS FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN!

AND ON A SUPERFICIAL NOTE: UNF TO THE MAX ON THAT DAMON/KATHERINE SCENE, I AGREE.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/alaric phonejanie_tangerine on September 11th, 2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
You know I'll never stop calling it vampire pornography. ;) ;) ;)

IKR? Tbh I started it braced for it to be BAD so the fact that it's actually being awesome just makes me happy. And since I don't expect anything from it I'm not disappointed, and I swear IT'S SUCH A RELIEF AND INDEED WE SHOULD START GIVING IT MORE CREDIT. If all season is on par with the premiere... UUUUUUNF I'M SO ON BOARD.

I hate her. Fiercely. But she's hurting my guy, I need to stand up for him. ;) Though Nina Dobrev = GOOD. I mean, it takes skills to pull it off as well as she does.

ALSO MATT NEEDS MOAR SCREEN TIME LIKE NOW. :(((

DAMON ;__________________; I NEED HIM TO TALK TO ALARIC AND BEING BROUGHT BACK TO REASON. :((

AND YES, UNF TO THE MAX INDEEEEDDDD. *FANS*
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Lou: damon b&wgottalovev on September 12th, 2010 12:12 am (UTC)
Random reactions of my own:

I went OMG, OMG and OMG for a solid 15 minutes at the end.

bad ass Stefan is unexpectedly hot.

Catherine is such a bitch.

When Tyler's uncle appeared I wend "OMG, YES, MORE EYE-CANDY *APPROVES*"

CAROLINE, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

the Bonnie and Damon interactions makes me LOL so hard.

MY POOR WOOBIE PSYCHOPATH OMG. *PETS*

I can't believe Damon went there. of course he regretted snapping Jeremy's neck as soon as he did it. BUT HE WANTS TO BE HATED BECAUSE IT'S SO HAAAAAAARD CARING. *pets some more*

Jesus Christ, that Stefan must be SOMETHING, you get what I mean? the double whammie of both catherine and elena telling Damon that he'll never be good enough was heartbreaking. awwww.

Damon pleading to Catherine to tell him she loved him, gawd. Kuddos to your boy baby, he's awesome.

Now. where's Alaric? he needs to console him.



the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/alaricjanie_tangerine on September 12th, 2010 10:04 am (UTC)
I KNOW REALLY RE THE OMG ALL AROUND?!!

Stefan needs to be badass more often if you ask me. And I APPROVE OF TYLER'S UNCLE INDEEEDDD.

Poor Caroline!! Just when I started liking you! :(((

Damon and Bonnie are just.. LOL all the way XDD

MY POOR WOOBIE PSYCHOPATH OMG. *PETS*

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. ;______________________________;

I kinda believe that he did but still, HE GOT REJECTED TWICE FOR THE SAME REASON! :((( Okay, doesn't justify killing Jeremy just when he became pretty, but still. AND YEESS. *PETS HIM* ALARIC NEEDS TO HUG HIM.

And ha, lol, I love Stefan but I just can't get what's more interesting in him that would make poor Damon get ditched twice in a row. BUT DAMON, POOR BABY. ;__;

My boy has the acting skills, he does. He just needs to get the right part. Which he totally had, nnn.

Now. where's Alaric? he needs to console him.

Word. I might be writing that.