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22 October 2010 @ 09:18 pm
the vampire porn 2x06 'plan B'  
Premise: if you don't count my flailing at The Third Man, I hadn't had such an... uuh, emotional response to a tv ep since the Lost finale. It wasn't that bad, of course, but. XD This review will have plenty of capslock.

1. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS SHOW.

When it started I was just like, 'ff, I'm watching for Ian, whatever. Even if it's crap I'm not quitting it anyway.'

THEN IT BECAME THIS AWESOMENESS AND NOW I'M SO GLAD THAT I GET TO WATCH IAN IN A GOOD SHOW NN. Also. Once I watched for Damon. Then for Damon + Damon/Alaric. NOW I WATCH FOR THE REST TOO OHMYGOD.

2. First: Damon/Alaric subtle bromantic touching, I SAW YOUUUU. Also lol at Alaric being jealous that Jeremy was into the club.

3. Jeremy: more hot and less emo = JANIE APPROVES.

4. CAROLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE YOU'RE SO AMAZING. Oh god she rocked so much this episode.

5. Team Bonnie says YAY! \o/ See, she's coming around! She's helping them! She sorta reconnected with Caroline as well! Come on, have faith in her! Lol well I still love her and it's good that she let go of the morality compass.

6. Stefan in the well = I was like OMGOMGOMGWTFFFF AND I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WHAT.

7. Damon and Mason: god that was a scene. Okay, nasty as you want, but Damon having that second of empathy when Mason said he loved Katherine... oh dear god that was INTENSE. Also Jeremy being present made it all even more wrong and Damon making him face it was good stuff. But also Jeremy thinking they had enough of... whatever, friendship, bond, ff idk that Damon would stop if he asked? Niceee.

8. WTF JENNA WAS BEING A SPY WHUT. (Poor Alaric. He needs to step up and team with Damon and kick some ass by the way.)

9. So when Caroline had to wipe her mom's memories I positively wibbled. And until last season I couldn't have given a damn about either, BUT THIS SEASON SHE HAS BEEN GREAT and ohgod I was like ;______________;

10. Also re the well scene, Elena giving Stefan blood while he had bruises all over was totally like a scene in my second favorite comic book where basically there are a half-vampire, a human and a vampire killing other vampires and hunting ghosts and whatever else, the human guy and the vampire girl are together and she can't walk in the sun and whenever she ends like that he gives her blood. God. That was too long of a sentence.

11. WTF MATT KATHERINE NOOO DON'T TOUCH HIM. ;_____________________; I can hope that he isn't dying, right? Isn't it too obvious that he'd die? I can't. I just. NOT WHEN HE'S THE ONLY PERSON IN THAT SHOW WHO DOESN'T KNOW VAMPIRES EXIST, dammit. At least do him the favor to clue him in!

12. Also, I like that in this show you don't wait ENTIRE SEASONS for characters to find out wtf is going on. The pacing this season is so delicious. I'm being all *________* about it. Can SPN people get the hint and do the same with Sam's storyline? Thanks, me.

13. IDK WHY THIS REVIEW HAS SO LITTLE DAMON IN IT BUT I LOVE HIM STILL, just so we're clear. The snark. The eviiil which isn't really evil. THE EYESEX WITH ALARIC because it's still there. And he cares about Jeremy, obv. I liiike.

14. Jeremy and Tyler, for the love of the FSM, MAKE THE FUCK OUT. Thanks.

15. ... okay. Last for least.

So I usually don't give a damn about vampires in tv. Human/vampire ships never were my main thing. I also am the only person on the face of the earth who has never watched Buffy in its entirety, never watched Angel in its entirety, never watched True Blood in its entirety and well, I never saw/read Twilight either, which I guess is a good thing in retrospective. Let's also add that I don't like lovey-dovey romances and that the main het ship in any show (or the main two/three) never holds my interest much.

This was all to say that I bow in front of the writers because after almost crying at the end, I can't even deny I ship Stefan/Elena anymore. There. I said it. I just. I always thought they were cute and strangely not annoying, for being the main het couple, but. BUT IDK AT THE ENDING SHE LOOKED DEVASTATED AND HE WAS DEVASTATED AND HIS DAMN LIP WAS QUIVERING AND I KNEW SHE WAS LEAVING HIM (tho I couldn't really blame her) and I just, I was like OMG PLEASE NO HUG AND MAKE UP AND IDK now I just want to smish them together or something. SINCE WHEN DO I EVEN CARE. IN THEORY I DON'T. Except that I apparently do. I give up. I ship it. A little.

Also Damon being like ;_______________; when he saw her because he realized that it was indirectly his fault made me go all ;______________; too and then they had to show Katherine and Matt AND I COULDN'T EVEN ;_______; IN PEACE because I was too busy being O__________O.

16. The opening: Nina Dobrev, I want your job for a day. Thanks, me.

17. Basically, my reaction in a nutshell.

XQ_______ *fans* ... O____O .. LOL O_____O *_____* O__________O ;_______; O______O :// \o/ /o\ XQ______ O__________O ;_____________________________________; O_____________________O .... O_______________________________________O ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... ;________________________________________________________; < ////3 O___________________________O

.... ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ I like emoticons, apparently.

18. In conclusion, this show is awesome.

And since now I also finished with the extra exam, HI, from tomorrow we're back to our scheduled posting and stuff, now I'll go crashing somewhere. No, not really, I'll stay here procrastinating.
 
 
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Kros_21kros_21 on October 22nd, 2010 07:39 pm (UTC)
l'ho appena visto anche io!!!!!!!!!!!!

and okay this episode was one of the epicest ones since the beginning, seriously!!! I was like this O.O the whole time.
The torture scene had me almost throwing up. it was a bit too much. And Mason was only another puppet in Katherine's hands anyway.
And the snake and everything. WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Caroline is so adorable. She is becoming the superwoman friend we'd all want to have. XD LOL

Boonie, I'm so sorry they had to ask her a favor. She is going to bring it up from now to eternity, the bitch. Moreover she doesn't understand that there are no sides, there is Katherine who mostly plays alone, then there is the Boonie's side and then there is the rest of the world's side. XD

But seriously, Damon shouldn't have made that call. The guy really has some serious behaviour issues. But whatever, he always makes up with showing up his most sensible side afterwards. :P

The BREAKING UP. Now I know most people don't like the Elena/Stefan couple. But PAUL in that last scene. A++++++++++++ I mean, his face??!?!?! I still has in on my mind. That was PAIN!!!!! O.O
(did his eyeliner was melting up while he was crying or something?!??!?!)

Now I want it to keep being this epic!!!!
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/stefanjanie_tangerine on October 22nd, 2010 07:50 pm (UTC)
ERA UNA COSA FANTASTICAAA O___o

It was like the most epic thing ever or something. It reached unknown level of epic! And apparently next week they're trying to trump that, WHAT? XD

Poor Mason. But yeah I was like O__________O all the time too. When I wasn't ;________; of course. ;)

Caroline is so adorable. She is becoming the superwoman friend we'd all want to have. XD LOL

If I ever manage to make VD icons I'm so using this for an icon with her. XD

Lol poor Bonnie. She'll come around, I have faith in her. ;)

I'll forgive Damon anyyythiiing if he shows his sensible side after. Possibly to me, in person. ;) ;) (but yeah, that was stupid. Except.. YEAH. Damon. At least we went from utter psycho to behavior issues. We can work on that, right?)

I always thought that Elena/Stefan was cute and I always liked it more than how I like main/canon het ships on average BUT I THINK IT TURNED ME INTO A SHIPPER. Right when they broke up, clearly. ;) BUT YEAH HE BROKE MY HEART INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES. THE PAIN INDEEEEED.

(I think so. Which means he was really crying? XD)

ME TOO! OMG. THIS IS TOO MUCH AWESOME.
srs bsnsibroketuesday on October 23rd, 2010 12:09 am (UTC)
OKAY. I MUST ADMIT. I USED TO LAUGH AT EVERYONE ON MY FLIST WHO WATCHED THIS SHOW.

BUT NOW I'M FUCKING ADDICTED.

WASN'T THE EPISODE SO GOOD????????
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn HAS A PLOT Y/Yjanie_tangerine on October 23rd, 2010 10:50 am (UTC)
LOL I USED TO THINK IT WAS LAME BUT I'D WATCH FOR IAN SOMERHALDER AND THEN SOMETIME AROUND MID S1 IT BECAME GOOD AND NOW IT'S AWESOME AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY I LOVE IIITTTTTTTTTTT SFM. IT'S TOTALLY MY HAPPY ANGSTY PLACE.

THIS EPISODE WAS LIKE THE EPITOME OF GOOOOODDDDDDDD.

MY ICON IS NOT EVEN RELEVANT ANYMOREEEE. XD
Big Bag of Weird: TVD Katherinegehirnstuerm on October 23rd, 2010 07:06 am (UTC)
Ahahahaaa! Yeah, what you said, down to the keyboard-mash and O _______________O and everything. OMG THIS SHOW!

And I keep myself telling that it would be way too obvious if Matt were the one to die. HE CANNOT DIE! DAMMIT!
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn my ship likes phone sexjanie_tangerine on October 23rd, 2010 10:51 am (UTC)
THIS SHOW HAS BECOME SO AMAZING AND IT COSTANTLY SURPRISES ME WITH HOW GOOD IT IS.

And yeaaah MATT CAN'T DIE COME ON. ;_______________;
Lou: do not wantgottalovev on October 23rd, 2010 06:26 pm (UTC)
if Tyler HAS to be turned - even if in my heart I don't really want that to happen, poor Tyler - I want him to kill Jeremy... because he'll come back alive with the ring. That's a good solution, right? and it would give so much potential for H/C because Tyler would be DEVASTATED and then Jeremy comes back and... god. why do I want to write that all of a sudden?

but not Matt, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

As you saw in my review, I just nod at all your points or close because we clearly share a brain or something to react to this show *high fives*

Edited at 2010-10-23 06:27 pm (UTC)
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/stefanjanie_tangerine on October 23rd, 2010 06:33 pm (UTC)
it would give so much potential for H/C because Tyler would be DEVASTATED and then Jeremy comes back and... god. why do I want to write that all of a sudden?

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO BRIBE YOU? I'm flexible. I might have started to make star-shaped eyes as soon as I started reading that idea. Like this ->> *_________________________* ;)

NOOO MATT CAN'T DIEEEEEE :(((( I READ A COUPLE SPOILERS THAT MIGHT MAKE ME HOPEFUL BUT I CAN'T KNOW FOR SURE AND MATT JUST PLEASE NO. :(((

And lol let's be vampire porn brain twins!!!!!!! :D
Lou: Damon2gottalovev on October 23rd, 2010 06:38 pm (UTC)
but I already have so much shit to dooooooooooo!!!! *WHINES*

true I am NOT doing it. ah shit, I might give it a try. and i better do it now before we have whatever happens for real.

I don't do spoilers but it's good you have some hope. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! D: D:

brain twins is awesome! (we're awesome like that)
baad51 on October 24th, 2010 12:38 pm (UTC)
At first i thought this show was a little too romantic, like Twilight but better. I stopped watching after episode 4 season 1, but my friend told me that it was really good and i should watch it. I'm glad that i did. This show always have something happening in every episode. And the acting was great too, especially Nina D for playing 2 characters almost constantly. It is still a little too romantic for me (i always skip all the lovey-dovey things), but other than that, the show is awesome.

ANd i absolutely agree with you about Caroline. She's awesome this season. She's like my second most favorite character, after Katherine. Or maybe third after Damon.

the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn HAS A PLOT Y/Yjanie_tangerine on October 25th, 2010 10:00 pm (UTC)
Early S1 was kinda corny, I'll agree. I only watched for Ian then. But then it so picked up! And it's become such a good show, I'm loving it right now. And haha, Nina is great but damn I want her job and I want to make out with all the attractive guys on the show too. XD

Caroline is so amazing!!! I'm loving her. <3