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16 September 2011 @ 11:10 am
the vampire porn 3x01 'the birthday'  
If you thought my reaction would be coherent... well, it isn't.

1. Okay, off my chest the one thing I didn't like: BONNIE NEEDS TO BE BACK STAT. END OF STORY.

That said.

2. OMG WTF JDSHFJDHFAJSHFKJDHFJKSDGFKHGDS I THINK THAT OF ALL THE OPENING EPS IT WAS MY FAVORITE. JDGHKJSDFGHKJDGFKS.

3. Dear writers: you successfully managed to make Damon look well-adjusted in comparison to Stefan, which is a feat in itself, but you also managed not to de-humanize Stefan completely, and idk how you did it but I bow. I, uuuhm, have ambivalent feelings re ripper!Stefan (IE: awesome storyline, makes him more interesting, but.. Stefan ;_______;) but they're doing it so well. And uungh when he and Damon met at the TV studio. That, uuuuh, THAT WAS INTENSE.

4. Also: was Stefan killing Andie also a way to tell Damon 'way to fuck up with people'? Because if it was... ugh. Well, at least this time he didn't go killing people in highways in order to deal with his baggage...

5. Hi, I'm Janie and I ship Stefan/Elena. Like, I was sure they'd make me realize it was hopeless and then there was that scene at the end of the episode and I about cried and then I was like 'fine I cave in'. Also, I'm sort of seeing the point of Damon/Elena but if it happens it won't be nice for more than five minutes. Him giving her the necklace (that Alaric had found? lololol) was lovely.

6. ALARIC, LET ME HUG YOU. First: it's obvious that you drink too much since no one in their sane mind would wear that kind of pink shirt. But... THAT ENDING. He should have stayed but I like that he's totally not in a right place mentally. Considering everything that went down... and I love that the only person he talks to about it is Damon.

6b. ALSO THEY GO SEARCHING FOR THE BODIES STEFAN LEAVES BEHIND TOGETHER AND THEY FIND WEREWOLVES LAIRS TOGETHER AND BURN SHIT TOGETHER AND OMG YES THEY'RE MY FAVORITE THING AND I MISSED THEM.

I MEAN LOOK AT THEM :DDDD





7. Also: Tyler/Caroline, you have no right to be so hot when you start making out. I about died. But I also love you being bffs. And Tyler being like 'Elena, doesn't matter if when you kissed him he was more dead than alive jsyk' XD

7b. TYLER'S MOM ALSO HAS NO RIGHT TO SHOOT AT CAROLINE. JUST DON'T OKAY.

8. Aaand MATT HAS A STORYLINE.

I feel as if it's the most shocking thing that happened this episode. Also, JEREMY DEFINITELY SEES GHOSTS. It could go well. I like them getting stoned together. Also I just like Matt doing something, period. Also nngh Jeremy growing up nice. (I shouldn't say it since the actor was born a month before me, but whateeever.)

9. My feelings on Klaus keep on being along the lines of 'get the fuck off my show and leave my favorites alone, they don't need to be any more fucked up than they are already'. I'm doing it wrong, am I? He's creepy tho, can't say anything about it.

10. Damon looks so very lovely in blue. And I'm very happy he didn't trash the guitar, but I see improving. Meaning: taking out your anger on objects and not on people randomly driving on the highway is the good way to go. Come on Damon, there's still hope for you. Then again as stated before Stefan was making him look thoroughly well-adjusted. Who'd have thought that.

11. Oh, btw, Damon/Stefan meeting mirroring the one in the pilot? GOOD WORK, WRITERS.

12. Ian's new hair is delicious. IAN GETTING AROUND NAKED IS AS DELICIOUS. YEAH WELL once I didn't watch this show for the plot. (And now I do, but I can still appreciate, y'know.)

13. Elena please stay forever like you are even if I wish I had your faith in people.

14. Also WHUT, do people really have parties like that in the real world? O___O I've been to similar parties just for coming of age birthdays which are usually a huge thing, but seriously? O__O every year THAT? I'm impressed. I'm not even sure I'd know the amount of people necessary to fill all that space. #random

15. In short: WHEN IS NEXT WEEK and PLEASE HAVE TYLER RESCUE HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING. Mrs Lockwood, I do not like.

Phew. OH, DELICIOUS SHOW YOU'RE BACK :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD lol two years ago I wouldn't have enjoyed this one tenth as much. Keep on being awesome.
 
 
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upupa_epops: [tvd] Alaric Damonupupa_epops on September 16th, 2011 09:34 am (UTC)
Steven McQueen is younger than me and it gives me creeps. Like, ok, he is not MUCH younger, just a little bit, but GUYS YOUNGER THAN ME ARE ON TV LOOKING HOT, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???

LOL, I was wondering if someone else would notice this ridiculous pink shirt! Seriously, Alaric? Seriously??? XDDDDDDDDD Also: I had a few "LOL, Dalaric!" moments XD.

I'm impressed. I'm not even sure I'd know the amount of people necessary to fill all that space.

You wouldn't, I wouldn't, Caroline apparently does.

Mrs Lockwood, I'm not amused!

And Delena scene with the necklace was ridiculously hot.

I don't even know what to think yet... Right now, I'm getting myself a decent cup of coffee and then I'm going to watch it again.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/alaricjanie_tangerine on September 16th, 2011 09:40 am (UTC)
Lol SERIOUSLY. He was born like exactly one month before me, same year and same day, and I usually don't find people my age hot on tv shows so I'm like 'HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING'. Then I usually go like '... why wasn't anyone like that when I went to school?'

That shirt was like... horrible. Alaric I love you but your fashion sense is... arguable? Still. HE AND DAMON HAD SO MANY MOMENTS TOGETHER, MY HEART.

I need Caroline to be my PR or something. She obviously has connections!

it was, it was.

I can't watch it again because of studying crap having to happen but I'll do asap.
upupa_epops: [tvd] Damon Salvatoreupupa_epops on September 16th, 2011 09:47 am (UTC)
Studying, yuck! Real life sucks :(.

LOOOOOOOOL! If seventeen year old boys were THAT HOT when I was seventeen, I would probably have life now my life would be so different now...

Ok, I'm all hyperactive now, and probably ready to babble, so I'd better go and get this coffee...
Pocki: BSG - Six - angelpnr on September 16th, 2011 10:58 am (UTC)
3. I think they managed to not de-humanize Stefan completely by letting him have the tiny moments where he just look like his normal self and we can see the struggle inside, even if he keeps going "IT'S FINE. LET'S RIP SOME PEOPLE APART :D" And well, the end obviously.

5. I kind of ship Damon/Elena now (okay, we've already established this is the show where everyone ships everyone), I want to see it happen but it will obviously fall apart wuickly. But yeah.

6b. Alaric looks chubby faced.

7. When Tyler went "zomg horny cause Imma werewolf" and Caroline said the same for being a vamp I went "and now you have lots of hot sex just to get all the energy out. Sort of like in Lost Girl. Okay?" And then they did and I was happy. Rawr. MOAR! (damn you Tyler's mum)

9. I am very indecisive about Klaus. It's a bit like you but then also "yet you are kind of kickass meanie and fun"

12. As I said on Twitter: approve of hair very much (less straightener, more natural curls please) Can do without the naked. Also, walking around covered in bubbles… that's not really comfy now is it? they dry quickly and itch and stuff. Yes, I think about that when watching Damon walk around naked. I am pleased that my lesbian percentage seems to be going back to more normal levels (Lost Girl sort of fucked them up… damn you well done wolf shifter man >.>)

14. It's American highschool party thing. Decently popular girl throws a party in a mansion (with booze) = whole high school shows up. Also, she turned 18 which equals SUPER PARTY or something.

15. Tyler, go find Caroline. Kiss it better. Throw your mother out of the house.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn tyler/carolinejanie_tangerine on September 23rd, 2011 03:37 pm (UTC)
3. That. Oh Stefan. <333 you and your inner dark side.

5. I can see it but it's a car wreck. I just can't see it going well if they ever do it.

6b. IT'S TOO MUCH ALCOHOL.

7. THEY NEED TO HAVE THAT HOT SEX FOREVER.

8. I guess I just don't see the kickass part. XD Mostly he's fucking with my people and my ship and everyone else so I want him to leave them alone, lol.

12. Hey, at least I have confirms that I'm still straight enough! I CAN'T UNLIKE WHAT I SEE when it's naked Ian. MMMMM. *licks lips forever* I don't care if they itch, lolol.

14. ... true. My mind is still boggled though.

15. PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN NEXT WEEK.
Pocki: FS - Aeryn - orangepnr on September 23rd, 2011 06:15 pm (UTC)
5. After today i totally want them to hook up. So as when Stefan returns Elena knows why he is the best for her but she will miss the "danger" (you know what I mean)

7. MOAR HOT SEX RIGHT NOW. But at least Tyler's mum seem to be coming around. Caroline's dad needs to go die in a fire. SAVE HER TYLER! AND SHE WILL REPAY YOU WITH HER BODY.
harper47harper47 on September 16th, 2011 01:02 pm (UTC)
It seriously was that awesome. It's getting perilously close to becoming my favorite show right now. I feel like I'm cheating on SPN but I loved this premier. They did so much right! I can watch and feel emotions without 1/10th of the angst SPN has me in now.

Loved, loved, loved it. For all you said! See above.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon 2.0janie_tangerine on September 16th, 2011 01:13 pm (UTC)
Lol I've been feeling horrible because it makes me feel like a cheater too, but it's just too fun and stress-free and enjoyable for me to even worry about that. I like my vampire porn exactly as it is. I do love SPN but I can't just have angst all the time. ;) [then again I felt like cheating on Lost while thinking that SPN S4 was being a lot better than Lost S5 so whatever, I'm adjusted to the feeling.]

SO MUCH! :DDD I'm so glad that it's back in all its unpredictable awesomeness. :D
goldenusagigoldenusagi on September 16th, 2011 02:05 pm (UTC)
I'm not a huge fan of Klaus. Like, he's just kind of...there, being evil.

ALARIC/DAMON.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/alaric phonejanie_tangerine on September 16th, 2011 02:34 pm (UTC)
That. I mean, I get the point, but he's not the kind of villain I enjoy 100%. I hope he gets more interesting?

THOSE TWO ARE WORTH EVERYTHING.
Big Bag of Weird: TVD Alaric looking downgehirnstuerm on September 16th, 2011 06:43 pm (UTC)
Yeah, what you said :D OMG, so exciting! OUR SHOW IS BACK! And everything looks so promising! Stefan going darkside is like the best and creepiest thing ever, Tyler and Caroline will kill me with the cute and my undying love for Alaric Saltzman just grows and grows.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn alaricjanie_tangerine on September 23rd, 2011 03:39 pm (UTC)
IT'S BACK! (and I answer comments late, lolol.) IT'S SO PROMISING INDEED. But Tyler and Caroline need to have more sex soon. ;) also Alaric love is all deserved. *praises*
abbylover23: Stefan pretteh like sunshineabbylover23 on September 16th, 2011 09:26 pm (UTC)
i never thought i would say this but, Tyler was my favourite part of this episode. he was lolsy, hot AND nicely put together, he made Caroline look so confused in comparison lol.

First: it's obvious that you drink too much since no one in their sane mind would wear that kind of pink shirt.

LMFAO trudat, although i agree, he needs to move out to get his shit together but the whole time i was like "you are the only adult family Elena has left, just because she's eighteen, oh well done there writers, just to make sure we don't seriously start to wonder where the social workers are lol. YOU CAN'T LEAVE THEM SO ALONE!" but i get it too.

i hope he and Damon go on many more roadtrips together. their scenes are glorious.

'get the fuck off my show and leave my favorites alone, they don't need to be any more fucked up than they are already'. I'm doing it wrong, am I? He's creepy tho, can't say anything about it.

i feel exactly the same about Klaus, i don't get it, i don't find him compelling or interesting, i find him annoying and ireelevant. Elijah was far more interesting. Klaus is like a spoilt child.

honestly i really enjoyed the episode, didn't hate the Tyler/Caroline romance part as much as i thought i would, the hardest part for me was that she wasn't concerned in the least, for Stefan or looking for him or anything. especially after everything he's done for her. then again i'll probably be waiting until about 3x16 for a Stefan & Caroline scene.

the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn stefanjanie_tangerine on September 23rd, 2011 03:41 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't have thought that in S1 but damn Tyler grew on me. And the longer hair suits him a whole damn lot. <33

YEAH EXACTLY. ALARIC JUST BE RESPONSIBLE AND OWN TO YOUR STUFF. Also he and Damon need to be bromancing for eternity because they're too good for this world. End of story.

I know? :(( maybe if I found him even remotely attractive I could work with it but... I just don't get the point. I liked Elijah a lot better too.

considering the pacing they'll meet up before, if Caroline doesn't bite it. HOPEFULLY. BECAUSE JUST NO. Not even considering it.
abbylover23: SC you're always safe with meabbylover23 on September 26th, 2011 12:59 am (UTC)
yeah if you had asked me 6 months ago i would have been like "eww Tyler?!" and now it's like "YAY TYLER!"

I'M SO GLAD HE DID SO IN THE LAST EPISODE. he and Damon should be in scenes forever. with added Tyler. and then Stefan and Caroline can just skip off into the sunset together.

lol for real. plus, WHY DOES EVERY BRITISH ACTOR ON US TV HAVE A BAD ACCENT? it upsets me lol. we don't all talk like that. i miss Elijah.

god i hope so. also i doubt they'd kill her. Bonnie would officially go NUTS. plus she's like the lightness to the show you know? at least. i hope.
A.: happy dancevella_amor_dm on September 17th, 2011 12:34 am (UTC)
3. you successfully managed to make Damon look well-adjusted in comparison to Stefan, which is a feat in itself
i was similarly impressed ;)

6 + 6b. yesssssssssss. i feel so bad for him though. Damon needs to give him a hug. they should go out and kill more things and then have a hugfest

7. OH MY GOD. I THINK I DIED A LOTLITTLE
7b. Tyler's mum needs to be mysteriously assassinated >:(

9. those were my feelings... before this episode made me think he was super-hot, and when i think people are hot i start trying to find other things i like about them /o\

10, 12. I WAS SO PROUD OF DAMON THIS EP. so proud and so sad for him. BUT MAINLY PROUD ;)
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn HAS A PLOT Y/Yjanie_tangerine on September 23rd, 2011 03:43 pm (UTC)
I know? DAMON AS A WELL-ADJUSTED PERSON. It's almost as shocking as Matt having a storyline.

Damon/Alaric hugfest would be excellent. WHEN. HAS TO HAPPEN.

I KNOW RE TYLER/CAROLINE? Also after this week I'd say Tyler's mom can live for the moment... if she keeps on the good side of the pond.

Lol he's just not my type really. But if he works for you it's probably a good thing. XD

I KNOW? DAMON, FROM PEOPLE TO OBJECTS! KEEP IT UP! XD
ozmissage: TVD. Damon/Alaric. better mistakes.ozmissage on September 17th, 2011 10:53 pm (UTC)
I am so glad that i'm not the only person in fandom who liked Ian's hair! ;)

THOSE CAPS. I missed those boys. And I'm so in love with ultra-screwed up Alaric. I hope this is a sign that they're going to give him lots to do this year.

I'm impressed by how creepy Ripper!Stefan is. On BTVS, it drove me crazy how Joss ultimately made Angelus a separate entity almost. Stefan is still Stefan, we're just seeing the very darkest part of him. It's very Dexter-esque in a way.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/alaric phonejanie_tangerine on September 23rd, 2011 03:45 pm (UTC)
Ian's hair is always glorious, but in this case it's the awesome kind of glorious. ;)

I MISSED THEM TOO. OH MY DARLINGS. And yeah, Alaric needs to be everywhere and do everything.

I know? O__O woah. He gives me creeps too. But I really like how they're working with him. As long as he doesn't go darkside forever. Maybe. Because he's kinda hot while darkside, but... I also like when he organizes sleepovers for the girls, y'know. ;)
Lou: TVD - Caroline and Tylergottalovev on September 18th, 2011 02:29 am (UTC)
I had missed your TVP reviews *squishes you and them to bosom*

They are toeing the like with Stefan being evil but redeemable so very well. you can sense he's still there, our good Stefan, but doing terrible and horrible things and it should not turn me on so much

Tyler/Caroline was so very hot. DAMN. they can have epic sex on my TV every week. after he rescues her, of course. GAH. I hate this, I hate this.

that was one HUGE party, I agree. I mean... what? did Caroline compel all the school to go? lol!

oh, show, I had missed you ♥
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn tyler/carolinejanie_tangerine on September 23rd, 2011 03:47 pm (UTC)
I HAD MISSED DOING THEM. :DDD

I like what they're doing with him! it turns me up too and I'm supposed to like Damon best, figure that out

I know? I mean, geez, people, you should go into porn acting because you'd be smoking. ;) ;) but yeah he needs to save her and then they need to do it every week.

LOL I LOVE THE IDEA OF CAROLINE COMPELLING ALL THE SCHOOL TO GO TO THE PARTY. XDDD