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30 September 2011 @ 01:04 pm
the vampire porn 3x03 'the end of the affair'  
1. SHOW YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THIS ENJOYABLE. OMG OMG OMG THIS ONE WAS TOP FIVE MATERIAL.

2. Also: FAVORITE FLASHBACK EVER AFTER THE 2x15 ONE. I MEAN. CHICAGO. PROHIBITION. SUITS. THOSE SUITS. FNDSHGJSHGJFHGJXHFGKJSDHGKJF. THEY COULDN'T HAVE PICKED IT BETTER.

3. Seriously the only problem was the lack of Alaric but maybe it was better - I'd have exploded.

4. Okay, let's go in order: Liz Forbes, I LOVE YOU. HRG, your parenting ways only got worse since Heroes - congratulation. I mean, torturing your daughter? Compliments, really. At least Tyler is using smarts here.

5. Also: Tyler/Caroline, you don't have the right to be that adorable when we also know that you're hot like burning.

6. Klaus definitely wants to screw Stefan ten ways from Sunday and HE HAS BEEN WANTING TO DO IT FOR ONE CENTURY. INTERESTING. That I totally wasn't expecting. Also uuuh, did I get another partially incestuous threesome vibes from the whole Stefan/Rebecca/Klaus thing? Anyway omg I was like O___O for the entire thing.

7. I loved the bar owner. Who thinks that Damon is cute and she likes him better. GOOD TASTE, OWNER, even if Stefan this round was particularly delicious.

8. OMG THE STEFAN/ELENA GOODNESS. I DIED WHEN SHE WAS IN THE CLOSET AND THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND THEN HE WAS CRYING WHILE BREAKING UP WITH HER SHIT SHIP WHAT DO YOU DO TO ME. ;_______________________; also Stefan cries so nicely. Are Stefan's tears the new jears? XD

9. So Katherine is still alive and kicking? Are we supposed to have understood where she is? In New York? I was too flailing to get it by that point.

10. DAMON DAMON DAMON. SNARKING HIS WAY WITH THE LOVELY NOT AGED WITCH. AND STILL GIVING A SHIT ABOUT STEFAN. AND BEING LIKE 'IF YOU NEED A SIDEKICK I'M FUNNIER.' XDDDDDD there's a reason why I'll never not enjoy the hell out of his face. Also Ian your hair NEVER TOUCH IT.

11. CAN WE TALK A MOMENT ABOUT SEBASTIAN ROCHE'? FAHFJSHGKJFHGKSHGIUEHGTIUWHDUGHKSDJ. He was there for like ten seconds but THEY WERE SO WORTH IT. OH SEBASTIAN YOUR UNBELIEVABLY HOT FACE I HAD MISSED IT. And he kept his accent? It seemed like that! I so hope I didn't hear wrong.

Anyway, about Seb over there: I'm pretty sure that it was him orchestrating the whole thing with the wooden bullets, so he's obviously after Klaus, but.. WHAT IS HE? I mean, if he's showing up in present time then he won't have aged, but that'd make him.. what? Another vampire hunting vampires? An immortal for some other reason? Or maybe he just drank the potion of eternal youth? I'm really really curious to find out what's going on with him. OMG SEBASTIAN ROCHE' IS BACK ON MY SCREEN :DDD

12. Elena never change and stay reasonable. Also ugh Nina you're good. Also lol when Damon was like 'no one missed you' at Katherine I was snorting so hard. Go Damon!

13. Sot that necklace of Elena's is some kind of key for Klaus's plan to work? Obvious it's not going to take long before he finds out that Elena isn't dead... and hopefully Stefan won't have an excuse to let himself be manipulated much longer >____>'''.

14. No seriously shit HOW MUCH HAPPENED IN ONE EPISODE? Writers never stop with this pacing. Oh also Damon and Stefan's scene was delicious.

15. Damon, why did you ever kill Lexi, she's needed... a whole damn lot. Ew.

16. In conclusion: SHOW HOW SO GOOD. Also Sebastian Roché please show up again next week and the next and forever. and convince the showrunners that Misha needs to guest star as your BFF whatever you are in that show My love for this stupid vampire crack is getting out of control.
 
 
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Lou: snoopy OMG YAY!gottalovev on September 30th, 2011 11:43 am (UTC)
I knew you'd be thrilled to see Sebastian again! lol! it was a complete surprise. He'll be back? ohhh, I thought it was a one shot, in the past, and now he's be gone. But Klaus and his sister did seem to be running from someone in particular, that could be interesting. Sort of like a Van Helsing character

Katherine was in Chicago, it was written in 3 feet high letters on the bus! lol! it was so much fun to see her again.

and ha ha ha ha ha! Klaus' crush on Stefan is EPIC. his long lost BFF!!!!
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn stefan/elenajanie_tangerine on September 30th, 2011 11:46 am (UTC)
Nah, he's in there for a while! :DDD I had read this summer that he had got a recurring part and now I'm all like OMG YES :DDDDDDDDDDD I'm so excited to see what they have in store for him! Immortal Van Helsing sounds awesome. :D Or at least I suppose he is, lol.

... haha ERRR I KNEW I WAS SUPPOSED TO READ WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON THE BUS. XDD but my eyes were still too full of Sebastian's lovely face. ;) ;) ;)

I KNOW? It's like, HE HAS BEEN WANTING TO BE STEFAN'S BOYFRIEND FOR A CENTURY! that'd be almost romantic, if only Klaus wasn't what he is. XD
upupa_epops: [tvd] Damon Salvatoreupupa_epops on September 30th, 2011 12:14 pm (UTC)
I've spent the entire episode flailing. I'm hopeless that way. Damon's sexual provocations! Damon's overall adorability! LIZ AND TYLER KICKED ASS!!! Elena's defenisiveness! OMG EVIL SUAVE STEFAN BACK IN 1920S!!! Show, how so awesome?

Love, love, love. Definitely my favourite episode in this season so far.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon 2.0janie_tangerine on September 30th, 2011 03:08 pm (UTC)
I know? :DDD this episode was a ridiculous amount of flail. I was like OMG OMG YES OMG KEYMASH OMG :DDD for the entirety of it. And heee Damon being adorable never gets old! <3 Liz and Tyler do make an awesome team! and STEFAN HOW SO SMOOTH? I'll never regret the moment I started to find Paul Wesley attractive. XDD and yeah, it totes was the best until now! :D
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the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn stefanjanie_tangerine on September 30th, 2011 03:06 pm (UTC)
THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUSLY GOOD. Idek, I just came to terms with it.

ME TOO!!! :DDD I knew he was going to be in there but seeing him for real sent me into a frenzy of awesome HE'S OBVIOUSLY BALTHY IN DISGUISE SINCE IF HE SHOWS UP IN CURRENT TIMES HE WON'T HAVE AGED

MY SHIP TOO :(((((((((((((((((( ;____; but lol they're endgame anyway, I'll be here waiting for them to get together again. ;)
Pocki: Alias - Syd - sexpnr on September 30th, 2011 02:47 pm (UTC)
1. When did this even happen?

4. Omg Liz has become amazing! <3 And daddy really was HRG creepy in this one. Good job XD I kinda love the shots with Caroline in the sunlight. I mean, just the look of them and Candice's acting.

5. omfg they are my favorite ship in the whole show.

6. Gay gay gay. Seriously, we do need some more gay in this show. I mean actual gay, not just looks between people.

7. Omg yes and a hundred times yes. Gloria needs to be in this show more.

8. Poor Stefan and Elena. Also, I knew he was going to be all "OH HAI. FOUND BOOZE!" and not that he found Elena. Did anyone get fooled by that?

9. Oh honey, pay attention. She's in Chicago! Before she gets into a cab there's a bus driving by that says something about Chicago (and not the musical). Of course she's not on a European beach. She's right there.

11. and my reaction to him was "Janie is jizzing in her pants" xD And a little bit of "hi shapeshifter guy! :D"

13. Everything is about Elena. Always. She's not dead and she has the necklace. Lalalalala.

15. Lexi. I miss her. Always and forever. She was my favorite.


Okay so… I discussed this with Elin the other day: Damon and Elena would never work. Stefan is the one for her. Totally. Also, Damon is a total douche for being all "I want you to remember how you feel now" and blah blah in previous ep. BUT I want Damon and Elena to hook up. Oh yes. Burn really bright but fade just as quickly you know? (in less metaphorical terms: be hot as hell. Lots of ravishing each other. But Damon can't stop being himself and it always destroys things) And she will know how it felt, and that is why she will know Stefan is it. That there is no other choice really.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn stefan/elenajanie_tangerine on September 30th, 2011 02:54 pm (UTC)
1. I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE.

4. I know? <3333333333 also lol Jack Coleman obviously has to be cast to be the jerk father of a lovely blonde. XD

5. <3333333333

6. lol I think it's this close to canon by this point. Klaus is totally all over poor Stefan.

8. Nah, no one was fooled, but it still was lovely. <333

9. I WAS TOO BUSY JIZZING IN MY PANTS BECAUSE OF HAVING SEEN SEBASTIAN ROCHE' BEING DAZZINGLY SEXY AND TURNING ME INTO A PUDDLE WITH THAT FRENCH/BRIT ACCENT OF HIS AND MAKING ME WEAK IN THE KNEES. Excuse me if I'd like to get in his pants any day. Unf. Unf.

15. Lexi was so awesome :((((

Oh yes totally. They'd get to have some hot ravishing and let tension out and stuff, but they're totally never going to work in the long haul. Damon is too self/others-distructive to work, and I'm not sure that he'd ever get settled for second best (since it's obv. that she loves Stefan, and end of story. The otp-ness of Stefan/Elena is beyond questioning XD). And then Damon will have drinks with Alaric and they'll have awesome comfort sex and I'll be happy. ;) ;)

Edited at 2011-09-30 03:01 pm (UTC)
Pocki: Alias - Syd/Vaughn - silhouettepnr on September 30th, 2011 03:08 pm (UTC)
6. We need action. Stefan can get it on with Klaus and Elena with Damon. And they can both ignore the other's transgressions and live happily ever after yes?


The problem is that Damon is quite in love. He hides it with his douchiness but he is. I hope it doesn't stand in the way for like really hot rough sex. And they should both realise it isn't working. I don't want to see Elena all guilt ridden and breaking Damon's heart. I have a feeling that's exactly what will happen though.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn damon/stefanjanie_tangerine on September 30th, 2011 03:12 pm (UTC)
6. EXACTLY! come on Stefan, have a one night stand! I don't even like Klaus but I'd totally be on board if they did it. XDDD

That's what I don't like about that ship actually - he IS in love with her and quite a lot, but it's obvious that her number one is Stefan (S2 premiere anyone?) and hot sex or not, he'd always be second best. And it's unfair either way, which is why it's never going to end well and she WILL break his heart. But I mean, as bad as Damon gets, if he has to be with someone I'd like that other someone not to be in love with his brother first. :( /random: well there's a reason why I ship Damon/Alaric XD /
Pocki: Primeval - Connor/Cutter - deathpnr on September 30th, 2011 03:18 pm (UTC)
I just want it to be like... Elena realising how much she loves Stefan and leaving Damon in the cold you know? I want Damon to be a jerk. Not to Elena's face, but you know - something that will make him see why it has to be like it has to be.

Also, the fact that Klaus's sister (wtf was her name?) showed up and Stefan got his memories back... it makes me quite fine with a break form Stefan/Elena. They should be endgame but let's have some fun before that XD
goldenusagigoldenusagi on October 1st, 2011 03:07 am (UTC)
I completely missed that Rebeckah's necklace was Elena's necklace.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn STEFAN'S TEARSjanie_tangerine on October 1st, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
Well, I missed that Katherine was in Chicago. XDD that was kind of a lot more obvious. XD
abbylover23: SC carry you anywhereabbylover23 on October 3rd, 2011 07:15 am (UTC)
STEFAN'S TEARS ARE THE NEW JEARS OMG I LOVE IT YES. WHAT ARE THEY STEARS? LMFAO.

i loved Gloria, when she was in the flashbacks i was like "oooh i hope she's supernatural and still alive" and there she was! and she had Damon's back which i kinda loved.

I DIED WHEN SHE WAS IN THE CLOSET AND THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER

SAME. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH THAT SHIP BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S GOING TO HURT WHEN SHE DECIDES SHE WANTS DAMON AND DELENA ARE IN MY FACE ERRY WEEK BUT THAT SCENE, IT JUST DRAGGED ME BACK KICKING AND SCREAMING AND STEARING THE WHOLE TIME.

i need to know how Seb's character is still alive like burning because i nearly ok i kinda did</i> teared up when he was there all badass and sfjkhdkjhf how HOW?!
the female ghost of tom joad: stefan's tears are my tearsjanie_tangerine on October 3rd, 2011 10:30 pm (UTC)
OMG STEARS! THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. I VOTE FOR IT! XDDD

Oh totally! She's lovely. AND SHE HAS GOOD TASTE. Nng.

UGH I KNOW. I SHIP STEFAN/ELENA AND IT SURPRISES MYSELF BECAUSE I NEVER SHIP THE MAIN HET COUPLE BUT UGH I JUST WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND SQUISH EACH OTHER :((( then again I'm convinced that when Damon/Elena happens it'll be quick, painful and like a train wreck. They don't really have the endgame material.

LOLOLOL ME TOO. I KNOW IT'S BALTHAZAR IN DISGUISE ;) oh yeah me too baby I missed your face and your accent ♥
A.vella_amor_dm on October 8th, 2011 03:01 pm (UTC)
4. HRG, your parenting ways only got worse since Heroes
LMAO!!!! this is exactly what i thought - 'gee, am i glad you're not MY father' XD

6. ngl, i quite like the idea of Stefan/Rebecca/Klaus

the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn STEFAN'S TEARSjanie_tangerine on October 8th, 2011 09:28 pm (UTC)
LOL I KNOW? I'm like, totally the president of the Worst Dads On Tv club. Or something. He needs more horn rimmed glasses though.

Oh I kinda like that too, fucked up as it is. XD