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07 April 2009 @ 03:32 pm
mixed random post because I'm in my break before another four hours of classes.  
1. This is the weekly I'm-wanting-to-punch-my-PM-in-the-face bit. Please skip if you don't care/agree/you're sick of me being monotonous, it's just because I need to rant.

"The bridge is prioritary. Because it'll be thanks to the bridge that Sicilians will finally feel Italians one hundred per cent. The left has interrupred it and we'll get back on it as soon as possible."

Okay. Seriously. Premise number one: I'm half Sicilian. Premise number two: that particular piece of land is the most seismic zone in this whole country and the last time there was an earthquake in Messina at the beginning of the century there were thousands of dead people. Not to mention that that whole zone is practically a deposit of TNT, metaphorically speaking. That said.

a) Two days ago an earthquake destroys a region and you go and sponsorize a BRIDGE on the most seismic zone in this country which doesn't even need to be built since ships work just freaking fine? (Tip: I go there every-year. No one needs a bridge.)

b) Knowing this country, this thing wouldn't get built in the next thirty years, it'd cost a lot of money and at least two of our four mafias would get their hands on the constructions and being the only ones benefiting from it. Like, no?

c) I don't know ANY Sicilian who doesn't feel 100% Italian because there's no bridge. And I know a fucking awful LOT of Sicilians. There's no need for that thing and surely I don't feel less Italian when a bridge is not connecting Sicily to the mainland. (fine, I'm only half-Sicilian, but I'm entitled.)

d) My not-so-dear-Mr.B, you know what's not making me feel not 100% Italian? Not only the bare fact that you think I don't/wouldn't because of such a stupid reason, but also the fact that you said at least twice that whoever doesn't vote for you is a dick (*raises hand*) and that you can't represent me outside my country for shit. Because seriously, no one goes after the President of the USA screaming 'MR OBAMAAAA' like in the bar in front of your house while getting Queen Elizabeth to ask who the hell is screaming. That's what makes me feel estranged and disgusted and left out. Not a fucking bridge.

/end rant

2. Meme number one from marylou_gr since I need to do something not-RL or politics related before I go back to class.

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

Ooo-kay, so, since Eddie is a fictional character I'll just give you my current ideal choice for him who would be (also thanks to falafel_musings who mentioned him to me first) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Even if my other choice is Johnny Depp in the Gilbert Grape era but he's twenty years too old for this.


That was the only easy one. Eddie. ♥ Yeah, fine, he's already married and I kinda want him to live happily ever after with Roland or at least in a threesome with him and his wife but doesn't change the heart of the matter, which would be that since Eddie is the fictional character I'd ditch EVERYONE ELSE for of course I want to marry him. No-way. The man is my fictional perfect guy, no question.

And well, the other two were very, very, very hard. But...


SIR. Because... I mean. JDM. I just want to do things to this man which are so NC17 rated. *licks lips like woah*

Throw off a cliff

Sayid. SORRY, BABY! You're still my second-favorite Lost character ever and if I had had some mellow option (or some supernatural being) in my choices I'd have shagged you instead of throwing you down, BUT...

a) I value my life and while I'm sure that I'd definitely pay the price and die after having sex with you I'm still too young. Maybe in twenty years we can talk about it. ;)

b) You're so badass that even if I threw you off the cliff you couldn't die. You're too awesome to die in such a trite way.

c) I think you're really better off with men. Desmond can give you a look over if you're hurt after the fall. Sorry. ♥

3. The character meme again from missy_useless, who gave me Jin from Lost.

01. Do you like this character?
Sure! I think I've always had a thing for him. I underrate him as he's generally underrated but I've always liked him even in S1 (hey, one who goes around offering sea urchin can't exactly be a complete jerk, right?). He's one of the few consistently written characters in that show, he had one of the best arcs and without even speaking the language and plus, DDK is a hottie. Totally. Not to mention, he has the best dad!!

02. What name/s do you call this character?
Duh, Jin,

03. What image/color do you associate with the character?
Light blue. Or Light yellow. Image... ha, probably fishing nets? Sorry, I suck at this.

04. What image-song do you associate with this character?
I suck at images. Anyway, song is Accidentally Like a Martyr, Warren Zevon. All the way. And Counting On A Miracle by Bruce, but that's Sun/Jin to me.

05. What blood-type do you think this character is?
Uhm, something says 0 positive.

06. Of all of the titles that this character appears in, what character do you like to put this character with?
Well, I love him with Sun. Definitely one of the best het ships on the show. I also love him with Sawyer, friendship or not. And wiith Hurley. The trip with Hurley, Des and Charlie just wins IMHO. And ah, yeah, Michael. Him too.

07. What would you want to say to this character?
You're complete ♥, I totally get your struggling with English, please keep on dying each finale because since you always resuscitate you'll probably make it until the end and I want you to make it, please keep on being awesome and give Sawyer a lot of hugs.

08. What do you want to do with this character?
Uhm, with DDK I'd like to have him to myself for one night. But apart from that, take him from the Seventies and deliver him right in front of Sun. Or the contrary. As soon as they're in the same time-frame.

And now off for four hours of class. *sigh* Thankfully there's a break in two days.
feeling: annoyedannoyed
on rotation: Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night | Powered by Last.fm
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the female ghost of tom joad: ILUjanie_tangerine on April 7th, 2009 06:05 pm (UTC)
LOL, I couldn't forget Mike! Not from my renewed Michael like anyway. I forgave him all the WAAALTS he put me through in S2. ;)

Oh, laugh away. I don't even know what the heck I should do anymore. I just know I can't bear another four years with this fucking moron in the place where he is. About the earthquake, really. I can't even think about it. But that IDIOT did exactly that and you can absolutely laugh because he's just to be laughed at. The problem is that he doesn't even get how much of a stupid idiot he is. I'm really sorry for a) Obama and b) Queen Elizabeth. ;)
Janicejaydblu on April 7th, 2009 03:33 pm (UTC)
Okay, I guess I can understand your reasons for throwing Sayid off a cliff, especially if you didn't think you'd hurt him. And you are too young to die on account of his lethal penis. ;)
And Jin! I like your answers, especially about his character being consistently written, and his evolution into speaking english is just about right!
Sorry your PM and things that make you rant! We've all been there, believe it.
the female ghost of tom joad: lost jinjanie_tangerine on April 7th, 2009 06:07 pm (UTC)
My PM makes me want to rant every day but sometimes he just overdoes his idiocy. I can't get adjusted to it even if I expect it and well, if I did then it'd be time to emigrate I guess.

And ha, really, I wouldn't have done it but my marrying place was taken and I really can't die now. Sorry Sayid! But I don't think he'd die from that. I can also choose a low cliff anyway. ;) And well, Jin is consistently written. I ♥ Jin.
elliotsmelliot: Sayidelliotsmelliot on April 7th, 2009 03:34 pm (UTC)
My not-so-dear-Mr.B, you know what's not making me feel not 100% Italian?

What an idiot. I've been seeing picture of the quake damage. It looks horrible. This is the time to be building metaphoric bridges, not unstable, mafia financed ones.

Regarding the G20 conference, our PM embarrassed himself by being in the washroom while they took most of the group photos. Apparently no one even noticed he was gone!

I loved your answer about Sayid! Of course he'll survive that fall, and you will too since you were untouched by his penis.

Since Jin has the best dad, maybe he'll be an amazing dad!
the female ghost of tom joad: approvedjanie_tangerine on April 7th, 2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
The quake is terrible. Considering that my dad works there I guess I'll have first hand news as soon as they have some place to actually work in there but I just want to cry if I look at that disaster. Word about what you said about the bridges, it'd be really time. But I just can't trust that moron to shut the fuck up when he should shut the fuck up, y'know?

And LOL! Your PM really has a timing! Well, ours also seemed the taller and he's shorter than I am so I want to know if he was standing on a chair or something in the only pic I saw but well, guess we all have our political nuisances.

And yeah, word about Sayid. I'm sure a fall won't kill him, he can't go in such a stupid way. And while I'd be ready to die if I could have my way with him... well, I have a lot of things to do before the penis of doom kills me off.

That about Jin! Someone please reunite him with Sun and his daughter. ASAP.
falafel_musings: Lost 1falafel_musings on April 7th, 2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
Whoohoo! Joseph Gordon Levitt as Eddie Dean! Sooo my dream casting. He has the steel. He would be so great in the role. Someone needs to make DT movies while he is still in his 20s.

Nooo! You cliffed Sayid. I think the poor guy is close to cliffing himself. But don't worry, nobody dies until the island says they die. So if it's not Sayids time he'll be safe. And even if he does die he'll come back as a ghost and be even hotter (is that possible??)
the female ghost of tom joad: eddieeee *_*janie_tangerine on April 7th, 2009 06:16 pm (UTC)
JJ Abrahams should better get his ass off Star Trek and use his DT rights and make that movie. And cast HIM. Because you're totally right, he's got the steel and I think he has the perfect face too. And after I saw Mysterious Skin I can safely say he'll pull everything off.

And ha, I really didn't want to! But for purely shagging value JDM ranks pretty high here and I can't endure life threats until now. Also, a cliff won't kill him. He survived until now, I'm pretty sure he'll make it until the end.

And oh, HE WOULD! Ha, he'd be the hottest ghost ever. And I could have ghost!Boone/Charlie/Sayid threesomes!!!
Kros_21kros_21 on April 7th, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)
Lavi, le hai sentite le scosse di questa mattina?
dimmi di si dai... una è durata tipo un minuto... stavo in laboratorio e si sono mosse tutte le boccette...

the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural bon jovi rocksjanie_tangerine on April 7th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)
Stamattina no perchè ero fuori e non si è sentito niente ma le ho sentite tipo venti minuti fa O_O stava tremando tutto il pavimento... madonna che colpo O_O''''
Kros_21: OMGkros_21 on April 7th, 2009 06:27 pm (UTC)
stavo seduta al tavolino e mi si è mosso tutto, il tavolo, il vaso coi fiori... giuro che ho visto i muri della stanza muoversi. O.O PORCA VACCA!!!

the female ghost of tom joad: wtfjanie_tangerine on April 7th, 2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
CAZZI DAVVERO, io stavo in piedi e ad un certo punto mi stava scivolando il pavimento da sotto i piedi O_O cristo vabbe che era 5 scala richter, mica niente...
siluria: Lost_Sad Sayidsiluria on April 7th, 2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
I figured Sayid had to go over the cliff - if anyone was going to survive it he would!! :)
the female ghost of tom joad: lost sayid GUHjanie_tangerine on April 7th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
LOL well maybe in strict survival terms John could have survived too but considering that as far as we know having sex with Sir doesn't kill you that was what made me decide. ;)
Mel: Crichtonmelian_eresseie on April 7th, 2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
Beh io non ho più parole per commentare... ma del resto anch'io faccio parte dei dicks che non l'hanno votato, sarà per questo che ho carenza di loquacità quando si tratta di parlare di lui. E dopo aver consigliato una precaria di trovarsi un fidanzato ricco come suo figlio che la possa mantenere, e aver commentato che gli operai a rischio di licenziamento si diano da fare a cercarsi un altro lavoro, oggi lo abbiamo sentito rassicurare i terremotati: "Andate al mare, ci sono dei bellissimi alberghi." -.-
Oh, e in una nota a parte, congratulazioni anche al tg1 delle 13.30 che si è premurato di elencare tutte le edizioni straordinarie e i vari speciali andati in onda ieri annunciandone orgogliosamente e con puntigliosa precisione i relativi indici di ascolto che hanno battuto i record di share....
the female ghost of tom joad: politicsjanie_tangerine on April 7th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
..... davvero ha detto quella degli alberghi...? Me l'ero persa anche se a questo punto non so neppure quale sia più la peggiore =_=''' il problema è che mi sa che tutte le sparate mica gli tolgono voti, altrimenti non saremmo al punto dove siamo... e beh, salve! Sono una cogliona anche io, possiamo fare un partito dal nulla a questo punto. *sigh* e ti sei scordata il tizio handicappato che ehi, non ha problemi, ha una bella moglie!

.... ecco perchè io non vedo i telegiornali se non c'è scritto tg3 nell'angolo in basso a destra. *headdesk* Non aveo dubbi davvero... =_=''''

Edited at 2009-04-07 08:18 pm (UTC)
L: {lost} milesneated on April 8th, 2009 10:53 am (UTC)
please keep on dying each finale because since you always resuscitate you'll probably make it until the end and I want you to make it OMG I totally didn't realize that. He has actually died in every finale... (Or wait not in s2 right?)

Oh Jin. ♥
the female ghost of tom joad: lost jinjanie_tangerine on April 8th, 2009 03:47 pm (UTC)
In S2 he was on the boat with Sayid and Sun.. uuhm, technically not but who knew if the white light didn't eat them up? ;)

And Jin ---> ♥♥♥♥♥
missy_uselessmissy_useless on April 10th, 2009 04:26 pm (UTC)
First part: *sigh and shakes head*

Anyway, I loved your answers about Jin. And your reasons for throwing Sayid off a cliff made me laugh. ;)
the female ghost of tom joad: lost des/sayidjanie_tangerine on April 10th, 2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
That's more or less my reasoning too. Except that I have to stand his face for the next four years at least. *commits harakiri*

Isn't Jin just that awesome? And ha, well, sorry for Sayid because I truly love him but the situation is what it is. ;)