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11 September 2009 @ 09:30 am
the vampire pornography 1x01  
Well, don't be surprised that I watched the vampire pornography first. It's just that I woke up at the crack of dawn and I had an appointment with lasamy for SPN, except that since I didn't wanna spoil myself... also, if I watched it after SPN I'd have probably compared it and it'd have been pro-SPN in any case.


2. That said....



OH MY FSM HIS PRETTINESS. HIS PRETTINEEESSSS. I... duh. The thirty minutes that took him to appear on screen? SO FUCKING WORTH IT OH MY. Oh dear. The smirk. The SNARK. The tiny little sarcastic smiles. The delivery. The haircut. THE LEATHER JACKET JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY. And he's so deliciously evil that my heart bursts in happiness. Oh myyyyyyy. AND THE FLIRTY SMILE AT THE END OHMYMYMYMYMYYYYYYYY.

His prettiness. Is. Back. On. My. Pc. OHDEARHISPRETTINESS I just can't function. I just... Iaaaan *__* gah. Oh how perfect he is for that part? A lot. Uh. A-lot. *flailflailflail*

2b. Goes unsaid that I'll be watching this thing. I-just-can't-not-do-it. GAH. *flail again*

3. Okay, objective talking: I'm reserving to see another ep. before I decide what I think about it exactly because apparently all the promos were from the pilot and turns out I had already seen a third of the episode in one way of another, but... it's way less bad than I had feared. I mean, shows that the director has watched his share of SPN but the pace was good, I was expecting all the sappy stuff/possibly cringe-worthy lines so I didn't exactly mind, the acting is overall not bad and thankfully no one sparkles. Even if the CGI didn't left me much impressed, but I guess it's a given with the CW?

4. So, Elena = not nearly as annoying as I feared (which is good) and the actress is pretty decent, so yay. I still think that whoever did the casting didn't realize that Ian and Paul Wesley don't look like brothers much, but while I still think that he's a less pretty version of John Mayer and I'm not exactly too impressed, he's way better when you watch an ep. than he seemed watching the promos. Which is actually GOOD because when you have three leads and you can't stand two it might become a problem, but I'm okay with them and overjoyed with His Prettiness, so...

5. Bonnie (lol I had totally written Boone instead) is nice, Caroline (?) is seriously grating on my nerves and I hope His Prettiness kills her soon, Elena's brother is meh (maybe I just couldn't bother with his storyline), the Matt guy is cute, Stefan's (and Damon's?) uncle is hothothot and I need to find out who he is and someone needs to say to anyone checking stuff that when Elena's parents appeared on the tv the ages were 24 and 27, which I believe cannot be the right ones. I mean, if she and her brother go to high school... whaaatever?

6. The plot is what it is but sincerely? Can't care less. I'm here for His Prettiness and I'm so sticking with this stuff. Oh dear. My hormones are bursting in happiness. *sigh*

7. Uh. I had decided this months ago, but if anyone who watches SPN is reading this, Dean/Damon crossover fic y/n/m?


Okay. Uh. Back to nursing my hormones and waiting for lasamy to get on Skype. Christ, I can't even check the FL but if I get spoiled for SPN ten minutes before I watch it I'll be very, very displeased. So, not checking the fl. *does not click*

PS: yes, the mood had to be THAT. See you in some hour and a half with the SPN review (I just don't want to smash them together).
feeling: hornyhorny
on rotation: nothing, I'm still flailing
C: ©elessar83alovelyfix on September 11th, 2009 07:40 am (UTC)
This entire post made my night! I just finished watching, and Ian was perfect. He owned the episode in just the few minutes he was onscreen, yes yes. ♥
the female ghost of tom joad: evil!ian iz sexyjanie_tangerine on September 11th, 2009 07:44 am (UTC)
Haaa, awesome!! I finished watching like ten minutes ago and YESYESYES. Now if he gets more screentime this thing is going to become awesome enough, lol. He so owned it. ♥
alemyrddin: HurleyDudeVanalemyrddin on September 11th, 2009 08:29 am (UTC)
and thankfully no one sparkles
LOLL. I can't get over how incredibly stupid was that thing in Twilight. ;)

Anyway, I'm glad you are enjoying this so much! It's hard to fangirl someone and never be able to see him on screen. At least now you have a show to look forward to, and it's even better than you thought! So yay for that! :)
the female ghost of tom joad: ILUjanie_tangerine on September 11th, 2009 11:15 am (UTC)
LOL, isn't it just? ;) They have another kinda cranky thing going on, but it isn't nearly as stupid as that, so I'll pass. ;)

And thank you so much! Yeah, totally right on that. Really, I missed him on my screen so much that this just makes me happy. And if it gets more than one season then I'll just be a happy camper. *sigh* yay indeed!
Emily: booneemiliglia on September 11th, 2009 11:51 am (UTC)
Stefan's (and Damon's?) uncle is hothothot

I thought the "uncle" called Stefan "Uncle Stefan"?

How adorably evil and snarktastic is Ian? I think I'll watch just for that. I possibly need an animated icon of him doing that snarly thing after they go flying out the windows.
the female ghost of tom joad: evil!ian iz sexyjanie_tangerine on September 12th, 2009 11:31 am (UTC)
Yeah, I got that too, but Stefan said he lived with his uncle at one point so uh, I'd really like to know how it is they're related but I didn't know how should I have referred to him, lol.

HE'S JUST THE MOST ADORABLE EVIL AND SNARKTASTIC THING EVER. I MISSED HIM ON MY SCREEN, SO MUCH. ;_; Yeah he's pretty much the only reason I'll stick with this no matter what, but if he's always like that it won't be a hardship, lol. And YEAH I NEED ONE TOO. Mm. I'll see if I can manage to make one one of these days. -nod-
Lou: supernatural - sam *facepalm*gottalovev on September 13th, 2009 12:53 am (UTC)
I think I watched this as much for you than I did for Ian! lol!

I think he was great and snarkly... and the girl wasn't half bad. but I don't think I can stand a sorta Angel wannabe and high school drama and stuff, help me god! lol! the CGI was kind of atrocious....
the female ghost of tom joad: evil!ian iz sexyjanie_tangerine on September 13th, 2009 08:37 am (UTC)
LOL, that's awesome! ♥ ;)

Tbh I'm dreading the high school stuff, but according to the writer they say it's just for this season if they get more than one, so I guess I'll endure. Sincerely I can't care less about the plot, I'm there just for the pretty... which totally filled the bill so I'll just close my eyes when he isn't there. ;) The CGI was just... uuuugh. *cringes*
Fangirlage like WHOA.: SPN // S&D - BUAH; dude!Dean & IDFK!Sammhopelessfangirl on September 13th, 2009 04:09 pm (UTC)
I think it was my mood and I was too distracted by counting down the minutes till SPN, but I thought it was overall "meh." Except, of course, for Ian who TOTALLY PWNS THE SHOW AS EXPECTED. I think I need to watch it again because I really wasn't paying enough attention to it and felt that I was disappointed, but it was probably my lack of attention.

the female ghost of tom joad: evil!ian iz sexyjanie_tangerine on September 13th, 2009 07:32 pm (UTC)
Ha, well, it wasn't exactly a masterpiece and if one is antsy for SPN I can totally get why you wouldn't pay attention. ;) BUT, it didn't suck ass as I feared and as you said IAN TOTALLY PWNED THAT SHOW AND THAT'S TOTALLY ENOUGH FOR ME TO STICK WITH IT. AND IN CONCLUSION INDEED BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE. *_*
halfdutch: Ian by themoononastickhalfdutch on September 15th, 2009 03:39 am (UTC)
SO PRETTY! So deliciously bad! (And way, way better than anyone else in this thing.) Hee, I highly approve of your mood choice for the occasion! And yay for icons!
the female ghost of tom joad: evil!ian iz sexyjanie_tangerine on September 15th, 2009 08:38 am (UTC)
SO PRETTY! So deliciously bad! (And way, way better than anyone else in this thing.)

THAT. Not that the rest was as atrociously bad as I had feared, but still he was ten notches higher than everyone else you could have picked at random. And heee, I needed that! Ian. *sigh* ♥ And I'm soo iconing that sometime soon.