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30 April 2010 @ 05:55 pm
the vampire porn 1x19-1x20 / Supernatural 5x19-5x20 reviews  
Okay, since I missed last week I'm doing everything in a bunch. Especially because with the vporn I tend to meddle things, lol.

1. Okay, how much are Stefan and Sam a crossover OTP of blood detox? Srsly, the more it goes on the more I giggle if I think about it. Yeaaah. Bad of me. Sorry.

2. Can I say that I'm liking that poor Damon didn't turn up to be the ultimate bad guy? 'Cause you know. He is a bastard, but seeing that the state of things wasn't entirely his fault (I'm referring to the last ep) made me veeery happy. *cheers for team Damon lol*

3. Duuuh. Stefan you can be creepy when you want to. Also when it turned out that he became a full-on vamp after killing his father and drinking his blood? I clearly though 'woah, that's a LOT coming from the CW and on 8 PM', lol. That said. Yay for morally gray Stefan! He's much more fun.

4. He and Elena are adorable though. <3333 Also yay Elena for not being an idiotic female lead. I liked her a lot the last two eps. And I liked that she wanted to hear Damon's side of the story.

5. Re the previous ep: I was glad when Caroline got her title because really, at least she got first for once lol, I loved Damon escorting Elena while his brother was outside doing very nasty stuff even if I don't ship it at all. Also Stefan was creeeepy.

6. Bonnie: niiice new haircut!! Though... ;___; poor girl. Also why isn't she around more?

7. David Anders: DO ME NOW. Best bad guy ever. SERIOUSLY. GAH.

8. Though when he killed Pearl this ep I was like :(( even if I don't exactly care much about that plot. Poor Anna. Even if I don't exactly care about her either, lol.

9. She and Jeremy are adorable though. And I foresee that it's going to end badly.

10. DAMON, ILU. <3333333333333333 AT ALL DAMNED TIMES.

11. Also yeah, let's talk about important things. WHAT ABOUT THIS EPISODE? WHAT ABOUT DAMON AND ALARIC BEING RELUCTANT BFFS AND ALARIC CALLING HIM ON HIS CELL and then having eyesex while trying to decide whether to kill that vampire or not? SERIOUSLY. AND THEN THEY SHARED BEER AND THEY HAD A NICE TALK AND OH-MY-GOD YES. Also, 'you already killed me' -> LOL. I LOVE my goddamn ship. I seriously and utterly and absolutely do. They're just, BEST ANGRY/SNARKY SEX EVER and now it might even not be THAT angry anymore.

Yeah, well, I'm totally, and I mean TOTALLY, smitten with that particular bit of plot. Mm. I like it when my ship is rewarding. <33333

12. OMGWTF ISOBEL IS BACK WHAT.

Also duh, that actress is gorgeous. Jsyk. THAT ENDING MADE ME GO LIKE -> O_____________O and then I was gleeing and now I want next week.

13. Er, I can't remember other stuff about last week and that's pretty much it, so vporn done for now. ;)

Aaaand.

1. Let's start with 5x19 since thankfully I can distinguish here.

2. It's been a week and I'm utterly, totally and still completely angry over Gabriel getting offed. And about getting spoiled for it ON A FREAKING FANFIC SUMMARY, but let's just not dwell on that. I mean, he had a badass ep and he had a great death but...

DAMMIT NO. NO. NO.

Apparently I'm not over it.

Apart from killing the people I like and apart from making me almost cry (didn't just because I knew it was coming), COULDN'T THEY HAVE GIVEN HIM AND CASTIEL A SCENE BEFORE OFFING HIM? Jesus.

3. Though I'm still hoping he gets resurrected or something because srsly. If they get Lucifer back where he belongs can you even have Heaven without the freaking archangel Gabriel? O__o I mean. It's not like SPN follows scripture even loosely by this point, but... wouldn't that be kind of way too much? Ah well. Thankfully my grandmother doesn't know what shows I watch.

4. Apart from that, I still feel weird because I think that Mark Pellegrino was totally hot even with his face falling down. Oops.

5. The whole gods meeting was waaay cool though. I liked pretty much everyone in that bunch. Odin was awesome, lol. Clearly they died but whatever.

6. Gabriel and Casa Erotica = WIN. All said. Really.

7. Pestilence is fucking gross.

8. Sam and Dean kind of had Gabriel totally stealing the show but hey. Couldn't have done much better, lol. Also er, I knew that for plot purposes it's totally a stupid question but will Dean realize that he's asking everyone to kill their own brothers when he won't ever kill his? Not like I want him to kill Sam, FAR FROM ME, or like I want to be wanky or whatever because I don't, but I'd like it if they wrote him a bit more conflicted about asking that. I mean, fine, angels are dicks and Lucifer is THE DEVIL, but still, it would give him points to at least acknowledge it. /end rant (yeah, yeah, it's also about Castiel having killed bunch of other angels and I think Dean not having realized that it's the same thing, but whatever. I usually think about this AFTER I watch the ep, not during it.)

9. That said, I'm still fucking so not happy about Gabriel dying. Damn, it'd have been so awesome if he joined team free will instead of that. ;____;

10. And fuck, it's not like I didn't fic my discontent already. *headdesk*

11. Okay, on to 5x20.

12. I haven't read any reviews because I totally didn't have time before class this morning, but I gather that the general reaction was meh? I don't know, but I liked it.

13. MOSTLY BECAUSE: CROWLEY. OH GOD. YOU'RE SO AWESOME I NEED AN ICON OF YOURS ASAP. YOU'RE SO FUCKING MADE OF AWESOME.

14. Even if Sam doing the Crowley:Ruby = Dean:Sam made me LOL so hard. Just. HEIGHT DIFFERENCE MUCH IN BOTH CASES? ;) ;)

15. Also: people like to kick Dean. End of story.

16. Sam was making me headdesk up until he didn't kill that lackey outright. Even though really, Dean? Don't let him drink. Don't. He gets stupid ideas when he does.

17. Dean going with Crowley without Sam was kind of ouch because ha, awesome, they just regain trust and DUUH, he leaves Sam behind, but whatevs. Hey, at least they didn't argue too much about it.

18. No, but how AWESOME is Crowley? Even tho since when you stop hounds with salt? O_O ah well, that scene was kickass anyway.

19. Bobby: I DON'T LIKE IT. I do-not-like-it. Please show DO NOT DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING. JUST DON'T, OKAY? Don't.

20. Even if now if Bobby sells his soul it means that we get Jim Beaver and Mark Sheppard making out....?

Okay, I don't really ever need to go there again.

21. WHERE THE FUCK IS CASTIEL?

Thank you.

22. Pestilence = EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Also, GROSS. Also, The Stand much? Between the Croatoan and the rest, it seems like Pestilence is Flagg + Trashcan in one package. Ew. Just. Ew.

23. I DON'T LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH BOBBY, GODDAMMIT. Though Bobby was srsly awesome this round.

24. Duh, that was it. I think. Also, reiterating: surprise!Crowley appearing in the car = AWESOME. Totally best thing about this ep, aw.

25. Though well. Not as good as 4x20 was *coughcoughcoughcough* JIMMY *coughcoughcoughcough* but hey. I liked it. ;)

That was it. Information: I'm about to re-post the five acts stuff, but since doing a separate entry for each would clog everyone's flist I'm posting stuff with a backwards date and then putting up posts with links to all the fics for each fandom. I'm probably not doing everything at once, but expect three or four of those posts showing up in the next days. ;)
 
 
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Giulia: Spn_fuck youe0wyn on April 30th, 2010 04:59 pm (UTC)
Oooohhh finalmente qualcuno l'ha detto, anch'io mi son sempre chiesta come facesse Dean ad andare in giro così tranquillo a chiedere agli altri di uccidere il proprio fratello... voglio dire, chiederlo puoi chiederlo, ma almeno *dimostrare* che capisci quello che stanno passando e blablabla. Poi, però questa è la mia opinione, devo dire che secondo me il rapporto di "fratellanza" tra gli arcangeli e il diavolo è più stretto di quello che ci può essere tra Cas e tanti dei "random" angels che abbiamo visto Cas uccidere. Con Anna e Uriel ovviamente il discorso è diverso.

Ti dirò che anch'io sono nella schiera dei *meh*. Cioè, ho adorato Crowley ma per il resto... boh. E poi quando la puntata si stava scaldando (discorso di Bobby e l'anima) è finita -.- Sarà anche perchè speravo di vedere Cas e invece ç_________ç Neanche una citazione poi questa settimana :'(
Uff, ma tu sai se almeno nella prossima c'è (senza scendere nei dettagli)?
the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural castiel early s4janie_tangerine on April 30th, 2010 05:40 pm (UTC)
Sì probabilmente tra Cas e random c'è un rapporto meno stretto ma nsomma, sta pur sempre uccidendo.. er, parenti più o meno stretti? XD e eeeeh, sì. Quello. Insomma dovrebbe pure capirlo, mostra un poco di comprensione invece di dirla così come fosse niente °_°

chiederlo puoi chiederlo, ma almeno *dimostrare* che capisci quello che stanno passando e blablabla

Eeeh. Questo. :// Non che voglia che faccia fuori suo fratello, PER CARITA', ma.. XDD

Crooowley. ♥ è successo qualcos'altro? ;) ;) Nah, che non fosse un capolavoro di puntata sono d'accordo ma non mi è dispiaciuta XD e argh BOBBYYY ;__; *incrocia le dita*

Sarà anche perchè speravo di vedere Cas e invece ç_________ç

IDEM. ;__; comunque sì, la sett prossima c'è.. o almeno, è nel riassunto ed è nelle immagini promozionali.. e ci mancherebbe pure cazzi °_°'' nsomma se usciva fuori solo alla finale li uccidevo io XDDD
Giulia: SPN_free wille0wyn on April 30th, 2010 07:00 pm (UTC)
Awwwwwwwwwww grazie, mi hai dato la notizia più bella della giornata ♥
Sai che temevo ormai di vederlo solo nella finale? Ti avrei aiutato ad ucciderli XD
Kros_21kros_21 on April 30th, 2010 04:59 pm (UTC)
Sto episodio di SPN non mi ha convinto mica tanto....
voglio dire, mancano due episodi e alla fine della fiera in questo qui non hanno beccato manco un anello. O.o

comunque si, sembra una specie di legge cosmica... la gente o picchia Dean oppure ricorda a Sam che ha anger issues. WTF???

the female ghost of tom joad: j2janie_tangerine on April 30th, 2010 05:42 pm (UTC)
voglio dire, mancano due episodi e alla fine della fiera in questo qui non hanno beccato manco un anello. O.o

All'inizio ero rimasta WTF anche io, poi ho ridato un'occhiata alla fine e mi pareva che Crowley avesse implicato che mentre lui sta parlando con Bobby quegli altri due stavano prendendo l'anello, ma d'altronde sarebbe pure strano che non lo facessero vedere O__O maaah, come risolveranno tutto il prossimo episodio (perchè altrimenti ciao XD) non lo so ma staremo a vedere...

la gente o picchia Dean oppure ricorda a Sam che ha anger issues. WTF???

Sì appunto, madonna °_° e a questo punto non c'è bisogno che glielo ricordino, mi sa che ci arrivano per conto loro XDDD WTF proprio O_o
Aurilly: hot kenseiaurilly on April 30th, 2010 05:50 pm (UTC)
Why so hot, David? WHY?????? How is it possible to be so hot?

Sadly, he really isn't at all likable, though. I wanted more of the deliciously appealing baddie he was in Alias and Heroes, but here he's just... an asshole. :/

You are the second person to say that Marksha is still hot even with his face falling off. Maybe I need to check out SPN again, then. I stopped watching once they started uglifying him (which was also my reaction to Heroes when they uglified Mohinder/killed my immortal baby). But perhaps it doesn't matter?
the female ghost of tom joad: lost jacobjanie_tangerine on April 30th, 2010 06:23 pm (UTC)
EEEEH. HOW POSSIBLE INDEED.

And ha, I guess it's because he arrived too late and Ian Somerhalder already has the deliciously appealing bad guy. I'd like it better if he became more likable too but hey. IT'S DAVID ANDERS + IAN SOMERHALDER. Can't complain.

Oooh. HE STILL IS. INDEED. And ha, pretty much half of my FL thinks that he is, lolol. It really doesn't matter with him. It's totally another style of uglifying I think. Or at least Mohinder was done a lot worse than him. And he's still so CHARMING. Also I'm pretty neutral on the stance (I mean, I love Marksha and I think he's usually hot but I don't watch for him lol) so ha. Yeah. Hot. Zombie hot, but still.
bold_seer: castielbold_seer on April 30th, 2010 06:20 pm (UTC)
I need a disappointed!icon. No Castiel = my interest immediately goes from 110% to 50%. :/ I adore Crowley, but would've wanted especially much to see Cas today, because I can actually pinpoint me being first and foremost a Castiel & D/C fan to this very date, a year ago. Aka Lost killing DF and me DVD-watching SPN S4 part 1. Of course, I had already been madly in love with Cas for long and had shipped D/C, but still - Apr 30.

DIDN'T I DESERVE A CAS!EPISODE? :(

No, I'm not that much of an egomaniac, really. ;) I just have a one-track mind.

Gabriel and Casa Erotica = WIN. All said. Really.

Really!

And I did laugh at the 5x21 EW webclip, so there's that.
the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural castiel 3.0janie_tangerine on April 30th, 2010 06:26 pm (UTC)
Aka Lost killing DF and me DVD-watching SPN S4 part 1. Of course, I had already been madly in love with Cas for long and had shipped D/C, but still - Apr 30.

... dude. Proof that our brains are twins. Because after I watched The Rapture AND The Variable on the same day... I had EXACTLY the same reaction. I think that when they killed DF in that lousy, lousy, LOUSY way and I had THE RAPTURE on the other side my brain has to have done the same thing. Because since then I've written a lot more SPN than Lost when before it was the opposite. And I didn't even do it on purpose. And YES, YES, I WANTED TO SEE CAS BECAUSE OF THAT, TOO. (AND JIMMY ;____________;)

YOU DID AND I WANTED ONE TOO. :(

;)

And ha, yeah. TOTALLY BEST THING EVER.

Uh. Didn't see that. WILL CHECK OUT.
bold_seer: bffbold_seer on April 30th, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
And here I thought your brain and my brain being twins was canon already; should I feel insulted you didn't? ;D Butbut, those kinds of coincidences (everything happens for a reason!) things will never stop being hilariously awesome!! <3

POOR US. :(

I think you can guess what little detail I mostly stared at! ;)
the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural ot3 badassjanie_tangerine on April 30th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
LOL, I should have said further proof. OF COURSE I BELIEVED THAT CANON. ;D And yeah. Indeed hilariously awesome? ;) ;) at least Lost people were right on something.

POOOOR US. :(((((((((((

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sure it was Bobby kissing Crowley. XDDD
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the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural team jimmy <333333janie_tangerine on April 30th, 2010 10:46 pm (UTC)
Yeah. THAT. I mean, from how RSJ wrote that letter to fans it seems unlikely but... I can't really believe that they'd actually keep an archangel dead. O__o Not that they aren't messing with stuff already but... really? O_o

THAAAT. Dean, ilu and everything, but at times? You are an hypocrite, sorry. :( Not that I don't get where he comes from, but that doesn't really justify it. It's not even that I'd like him to do the contrary but hey, considering your martyr complex, at least acknowledge it, right? :// Ew.

Well it wasn't mind-blowing or 4x20 which is unreachable but... yeah. Didn't seem that meh to me, I thought it was a good ep. O_o
Terra: Good omens rapepenguinfaery on April 30th, 2010 09:22 pm (UTC)
Like...I totally was like "Dean stfu about killing brothers." With Gaberiel, but I don't feel like Castiel killing random angels 734 and 286 is quiet the same. Like...there are clearly a hell of a lot of angels for them to all be "Brothers" in that sense (Not true with Gabe and Lucifer however)

I love how much that episode was "Supernatural does American Gods."

And yeah. The Stand, hard. Like...he reminds me more of Flagg, but even being the same actor as Trashcan man I'm like "Subtle guys. Awesome but..." A LOT has been super Stephen King-y lately.
the female ghost of tom joad: psycho fanficjanie_tangerine on April 30th, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
With Gabriel it was plain OBVIOUS. And well, while with Castiel I agree that it's a different thing because he can't possibly be close to angel 564 or 235, he's still killing beings he's related to or that come where he comes from, so it does still count imo. Though mostly in addition to everything else he's given up. And I don't think that Dean has still fully got that, in canon. And yeah, Gabriel and Lucifer was.. er. Yes. Either sftu or don't do that so casually.

LOL IT SO WAS. We just needed Bastet.

IRK? O_o yeah I remembered him being Trashcan so I went there but he's more Flagg as a character (I mean, what serious horseman would be the Trashcan kind of guy? XDD). Veeery subtle, huh? Then again they don't do subtle ripping off well. *cough* Crowley *cough*
Big Bag of Weird: SPN Sam blahblahgehirnstuerm on May 1st, 2010 07:47 am (UTC)
Okay, now I can comment, because I've had time to watch SPN.

Stefan and Sam a crossover OTP of blood detox
*cackles* Yeah. They could be emo together. Awesome!

And yeah. You know what I think about OMFG ALARIC AND DAMON EYESEXING AND BONDING! I think I need to write what really happened between killing the vamp and having their heart-to-heart. Because you know there was some sexing against the wall with the vampire corpse to their feet. Right? RIGHT?

On SPN...

Thankfully my grandmother doesn't know what shows I watch.
Ha! Word.

Apart from that, I still feel weird because I think that Mark Pellegrino was totally hot even with his face falling down. Oops.
... yeah. Same here. Dammit, where has he been? Playing minigolf with the remaining horsemen? I'd thought I'd get more Mark Pellegrino this season *pouts*

will Dean realize that he's asking everyone to kill their own brothers when he won't ever kill his?
This. Although I always cringe when they beat us over the head with this heavy-handed family analogy. I hate that.

MOSTLY BECAUSE: CROWLEY. OH GOD. YOU'RE SO AWESOME I NEED AN ICON OF YOURS ASAP. YOU'RE SO FUCKING MADE OF AWESOME.
YES PLEASE! I love this guy. And I love that Mark Sheppard keeps randomly showing up in several shows I watch *lol*

Even if now if Bobby sells his soul it means that we get Jim Beaver and Mark Sheppard making out....?
*dies laughing* Oh God, I almost spat my coffee over my laptop.

Oh man, I really liked this episode. Crowley was so awesome and I was cackling like crazy most of the time. Jared needs to lay off his squinty face that's supposed to look intense or something. It's fucking distracting and I keep thinking "What's wrong Dear, you need contact lenses or something?"

I also screamed "WHITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" at the screen, because back in the day, when Smallville and I hadn't broken up yet, the Bradley actor was on the show. I was really happy the guy got the opportunity to play an evil character who does an evil laugh and kicks people around and stuff. Woot!

ETA:
Err, oops? Long comment is long.

Edited at 2010-05-01 07:49 am (UTC)
the female ghost of tom joad: LOL DEAN/DAMON FTWWWWjanie_tangerine on May 1st, 2010 09:23 am (UTC)
They'd be the most emo thing ever existed, and Damon and Dean would all be like 'Jesus, I can get you with all the emo detoxing brother deal' and they'd have snarky sex instead. LOL.

I need to write what really happened between killing the vamp and having their heart-to-heart. Because you know there was some sexing against the wall with the vampire corpse to their feet. Right? RIGHT?

DO EEEET. OMG DO IT. THAT'D BE THE MOST AWESOME THING IN THE.. IN THE REALM OF AWESOME. THEY TOTALLY HAD WALL SEX THERE AND THEN, OH, THE ADRENALINE.

LOL, if mine knew I watch a show where they kill archangels she'd be very shocked. Then again. She doesn't.

... now I have this image of Lucifer playing golf with the horsemen which is just too lulzy to be true. Though yeah, I WANT MORE TOO. ;_; though since I have plenty of him in Lost too I won't complain too much.

I always cringe when they beat us over the head with this heavy-handed family analogy. I hate that.

Word. But I had to point that out. Dean. Perspective.

SURPRISE!MARK SHEPPARD = BEST THING EVER I LOVE HIM SFM. Really. He totally made the episode for me, lol. Though you're so right about Jared's not-contact lenses...

HAHAHAH AWESOME. I never watched Smallville because it's not the kind of plot that grabs me or whatever but IT'S SO GREAT WHEN THAT STUFF HAPPENS. ;) And ha, long comment ftw!!
Big Bag of Weird: SV clex pretty please?gehirnstuerm on May 1st, 2010 09:53 am (UTC)
DO EEEET. OMG DO IT. THAT'D BE THE MOST AWESOME THING IN THE.. IN THE REALM OF AWESOME. THEY TOTALLY HAD WALL SEX THERE AND THEN, OH, THE ADRENALINE.
Alright, consider it done :D Gotta work on our longer Damon/Alaric project a little, but I think I'll get to the wall sex this weekend. Don't expect anything too graphic, though - I'm kind of still testing the porny waters *lol*

Ahahaa, you think I watched Smallville for the plot? Nah. I only watched it for the epic, EPIC love story between Clark and Lex and OMG they were so in love. But then they broke up, so Smallville and I did too. SIGH!
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn alaricjanie_tangerine on May 1st, 2010 10:08 am (UTC)
Haha oh God don't tell me. I need to finish editing mine and that one is kind of unrepentant porn with also 2nd person POV and I'm freeetting. Ah well. I'll get around to post that. And ha, as long as they have sex, who cares if it isn't graphic, right? ;) ;)

LOL, I CAN SEE THAT. I mean, I watched random eps because people I liked *cough* Ian Somerhalder *cough* starred in there, but I could SO see the epic Clark/Lex love too and I didn't even watch regularly. Aaah, break ups. They suck so much.
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the female ghost of tom joad: dark tower eddie has the best quotesjanie_tangerine on September 9th, 2010 08:00 pm (UTC)
LOL, well, if they give you a good crack then I'm happy! ;) Sincerely, I don't believe in serious reviews, but if you like them then yay!

Actually I hadn't realized it but... the actor is the same that played Flagg in the Stand miniseries. Then someone told me and I was like 'WHAT THE EVER FUCK I GUESSED?' XD but it's a really good ep, a certain thing notwithstanding.

ALSO WAIT YOU LIKE THE DARK TOWER SERIES? *high fives* I never meet anyone who has! Or well, I do, but we're so few. :( Also The Stand is my favorite from him after the DT series. Er. Yay for shared tastes? ;)
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the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural castiel 3.0janie_tangerine on September 9th, 2010 08:41 pm (UTC)
I read that one only but then again when I bought it it was the only one around... but yeah, it's such an awesome book. I love it to utter pieces. And I need to watch the series sometime soon. -nod-

DT IS LIKE MY FAVORITE SERIES EVER and since I never read either Harry Potter or Twilight or the famous ones I always feel like 'but the one I like is the one no one reads!', and ha lol I started it when I was 15 too and then I bought the last three books when they came out. I was so obsesses.

And hey, you're totally awesome too if we like the same things y/y? ;) ;)

And heee JIMMY FTW! Also imo not serious > serious anytime. XD
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the female ghost of tom joad: dark tower roland/eddiejanie_tangerine on September 9th, 2010 09:09 pm (UTC)
I never read HP for idek what reason, but I'll agree on DETESTING Twilight. Not that I read it but I read enough excerpts to know I can't handle it. ;) And lol Anne Rice >> SMeyer, no doubt on that-

Lol don't mind me, I'm just quite obsessed with DT. Mostly because it has like my Favorite Fictional Character Ever aka Eddie Dean so I went and thoroughly ruined my copies, but if I had read it ages ago and not like ten times I'd totally not remember everything either. ;)

Serious is overrated. Fandom has to be fun imo. ;)

And hiii Lavinia here! *shakes*