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07 May 2010 @ 05:23 pm
the vampire porn 1x21 Isobel / SPN 5x21 Two Minutes To Midnight  
Omg omg omg this round I was thoroughly satisfied with both.

1. HOW MUCH ARE DAMON AND ALARIC IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?

Oh, my shiiiiip. 'You're a dick and you kill people but I still see something human in you.'

SERIOUSLY. CONSIDERING WHO IS THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT'S SPELLING I LOVE YOU. My shiiiiiiiiiiiiip. <3333333333333

2. Also, shirtless!Damon = YES PLEASE ANYTIME.

3. On to more coherent stuff: Isobel, you're a high class bitch. Also she's in league with Katherine? WTF. ALSO DNW KATHERINE BACK ANYWHERE, STAY AWAY FROM MY PEOPLE. Thanks. That said, you're also kind of gorgeous.

4. Dear Elena, duh. David Anders is your real father. Consider yourself lucky. Or maybe not.

5. And I'm glad that Jeremy called her on the erasing memory bit. That? Was deserved.

6. Alaric is awesome. Awesome. Awesome. <33333

7. Caroline is getting a loot better, which is good because she doesn't grate on me anymore.

8. Someone please talk me out of shipping Matt/Stefan at utter random. But eh, they're touchy-feely. A lot. O_o

9. Isobel is also a total perv. First she goes for bisexual threesomes and then suggests her daughter an incestuous one? Wooooooow. Way to go, Isobel, A + parenting. Though you're so wrong about Damon being in love with Elena. It's clear that he's in love with your former husband, he just has to realize it.

10. Dear Bonnie, I have this idea that you'll have someone on your conscience very soon, and that that someone isn't going to be either Damon or Stefan. Sorry about that but... eeee. Kudos, really. That was sooo not smart.

11. Jeremy and Anna = ;_________; awwww. The day he finds out that his uncle killed her mom... eeee, I don't like that but whatever. As long as Alaric doesn't die (because Damon can't die, he's a fucking lead, and he likes being a living undead XD) I'll admit I don't exactly care that much. I mean, I care about the plot and stuff but everyone I really do like is kind of safe, so.

12. In conclusion: Damon, I love you and your one-liners of wisdom and you not taking shit from mostly everyone, and awww at his face when Stefan and Elena were hugging. Come on, go hang out with your bff. Y/y? Overall I thought it was goooooddddd. The pacing was excellent, the plot is what it is but I'll admit that I'm invested and my ship is glorious and I don't dislike anyone atm. Yaaaay! Now if the finale is on par... well, shuddup, it's my guilty pleasure and I love eet. ;)

***

Aaand, SPN!

1. Bobby/Crowley is my new ship.

'Then why did you use tongue?'

I died. I DIED. OH GOD NEW OTP FOREVER. Okay maybe not but... SERIOUSLY. TONGUE. AND DEALS. AND THE WHEELCHAIR. AWWWW.

2. Yeah, awww my ass because there's no way this is ending good, considering it's SPN, but whatever. It was hilarious and I loved it. Also Sam 'wait, did you kiss him?' -> ROTFL I ALWAYS SAID THAT YOU WERE AN INNER SLASHER, SAM WINCHESTER. Especially because you seemed to like the Wincest in 4x18. Aaaah, Sam. ;)

3. Okay, since we're talking about Sam, so it seems like he's going to say yes, doesn't it? I'm not doubting that he survives since we do have S6 and I doubt it'd be Sam-less, but duh. *crosses fingers* Anyway, Sam this ep and this season in general = <333333. He was great. And Bobby had a point at the end saying that while he has the dark side he still tries to use it for good. Which is why I <3 Sam anyway, but that's another point I guess. So duh, I'm on team Sam and I cheerlead for him? ;)

4. Pestilence was fucking gross. GROSS, I SAY. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Worst of the horsemen. Or at least, most disgusting. Also he's freaking trashcan man, dammit.

5. WHICH IS WHY I WAS VERY HAPPY THAT IT WAS CASTIEL KICKING HIS ASS. <3333333333333333

6. THAT SAID, OMG OMG OMG CAS ILU. ILU SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN.

I think that my flailing must have something to do with the fact that Misha is adorable whenever on hospital beds (see 24 for further proof), but.. but.. GOD, WHEN HE CALLED DEAN AND HE APOLOGIZED, AWWWWW. AWWWW. AWWWWW. Oh god HIS FACE AND THE LITTLE SMILE. I died. I seriously died at that scene. *draws hearts*

AND THEN HE GOT INTO THE ROOM SAYING HE TOOK THE BUS AND PWNED PESTILENCE ANYWAY. OH, CAS, ILU.

ALSO HE MIGHT BE POWERLESS BUT HE'S A BAMF ANYWAY. WITH THE GUN! AND WHEN HE SAVED SAM! AND WHEN HE WAS LIKE 'DUH SO THIS ISN'T USELESS'! Oh, Castiel, you make my mornings.

7. I had figured he'd get back human by now. Though I guess it means that Jimmy's def. gone? ;____________; I'll.. I'll... I SUPPOSE I'LL DEAL WITH IT ;_____________________;

Yeah, my ass. Anyway. That scene between him and Bobby was precious. Bobby and Cas need moar scenes together, trufax.

8. ALSO BOBBY'S FACE WHEN HE WALKED AGAIN, AWWWWW. <3333

9. Also, Crowley? You're awesome. I don't care how things turn out, but you're awesome and you make me lol like nothing else and oh God the kissing and leading Dean around and Zombieland and everything. A+++++, Crowley, A+.

10. Dear SPN people. I love you and everything. BUT.

See, as a born and bred Italian, you'll agree that I can recognize good pizza from bad pizza probably better than you. And let me tell you two things.

a) That thing Death was eating wasn't even strictly pizza;
b) It looked disgusting, not delicious.

11. That said, MMMM, DEATH. I LIKE YOU. The actor is impressive, wow. I'll admit I liked War better BUT HEY, THAT'S SILAS FROM DEADWOOD FOR YOU. And Smokey too but I like him better when he's Silas. Anyway, that actor totally nailed it. And that scene with Dean in the diner was superb. Well done, show, well done. I liked how it went on. And ha, Dean, you cheated Death enough times, I guess? Also that montage where Oh Death was playing = WOW.

12. Also Dean was great this ep. Nice references, good lines, he was kicking ass, he wasn't being the unrecognizable person of episode 15 through 18, and even though he could have sounded nicer to Cas than 'duh, hi, we thought you were dead' I just reeeaaally approved this ep. Especially the scene with Death. Mm.

13. This thing with Bobby having sold his soul totally does NOT sit well with me, but hey, he got his legs back so it's something? And augh, I'm dreading next week. I don't want anyone to go, dammiiiittt, I <3 them all. ;______________; Though I need to go and say it. Please, Cas, don't bite it. With all the slaughtering going on with Lost I can't take it if it happens. So. Please. Stay alive even if you don't have recharged batteries anymore? Please? ;_____;

14. Also. IF NEXT EPISODE SOMEONE DOESN'T HUG IT'LL BE A CRIME. I was expecting some Bobby/whoever hug when he got his legs back or, y'know, some Team Free Will hugging after killing Pestilence but clearly nooo. Whaaatever. *waits patiently* We do have one per season, right?

Yeah, that's what I think about while watching SPN. Whatever. You know I get stuck on stuff.

15. In conclusion, it made me VERY happy. Now I just hope part II doesn't kill me next week. *crosses fingers*

Phew. Done. Now let's see to accomplish stuff.
 
 
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Big Bag of Weird: TVD Damon plotting murdergehirnstuerm on May 7th, 2010 04:38 pm (UTC)

1. HOW MUCH ARE DAMON AND ALARIC IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?

Oh, my shiiiiip. 'You're a dick and you kill people but I still see something human in you.'

SERIOUSLY. CONSIDERING WHO IS THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT'S SPELLING I LOVE YOU. My shiiiiiiiiiiiiip. <3333333333333


YESYESYES!!!!! THIS SHIP TOTALLY WARRANTS ETERNAL CAPSLOCK!!!!

Ahem *g*


Though you're so wrong about Damon being in love with Elena. It's clear that he's in love with your former husband, he just has to realize it.
Ahahaa. Also true. Damn, they're SO dating. How NICE Damon was when they were waiting outside the Grill! And OMG, the Team Salvatore meeting? Alaric's totally polite and... soft greeting and Damon is all flirty with the dog eating his homework? Damn, Damon, you're so kinky. Always calling Alaric "the teacher"? Role-play much? Okay, that's just my imagination. Maybe.

8. Someone please talk me out of shipping Matt/Stefan at utter random. But eh, they're touchy-feely. A lot. O_o
On this show you can ship ANYONE at utter random. Sexy people are sexy and have great chemistry with each other. Insanity!


I liked SPN, too, but my eyes hurt and my bathroom needs to be cleaned, so I just say: Castiel = awesome, Crowly = awesome, Death = creepy-awesome, Pestilence = gross, pizza = gross.

the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn HAS A PLOT Y/Yjanie_tangerine on May 7th, 2010 08:59 pm (UTC)
OUT SHIP IS SHINY AND CAPSLOCKY AND SO IT SHALL BE FOREVER. ;) ;)

*g*

LOL THEY SO ARE. Jesus they were just so cute when they were outside the Grill, weren't they? And they were all nice to each other. And yeah Alaric was this uber soft greeting thing and Damon was UTTERLY FLIRTING WITH HIM AND SUGGESTING ROLE-PLAY AND EVERYTHING ELSE YES.

I think that Matt/Stefan is NOT so random (at least, I've been half shipping them since the third ep or so O_O) but yeah. IT IS A SHOW OF RANDOM AND PRETTY SHIPPING AND WE LIKE IT.

Heeee, WORD TO THAT. All of it.
Big Bag of Weird: unicorn assgehirnstuerm on May 8th, 2010 05:40 am (UTC)
OMG, I think I died during this exchange:

I mean, come one - if you could turn it off, wouldn't you?

- You haven't.

Of course I have, Ric! That's why I'm so fun to be around.


Aaaaaaah! Damon, bb, don't pretend. Your boyfriend is seeing right through you!


But yeah, Matt/Stefan isn't so random. I'm rewatching this season with lacrimadraconis these days and there's a loooooot of tension. And in the double-date episode these two are just awfully cute together. Speaking of rewatching: We're going to continue tonight. Damn was I glad to hit episode 9, because... OH, ALARIC *swoon*

Okay, I should stop that. This is getting embarrassing. :D

Edited at 2010-05-08 08:15 am (UTC)
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn alaricjanie_tangerine on May 8th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
THEY SEE RIGHT THROUGH EACH OTHER AND IT'S GLORIOUS. And shippy. And pretty much they're too good for each other to let it pass. ;)

And indeed it isn't. They do have some! Especially in that football ep and in the double-date one, in the latter I was wondering whether it was THEM having the date.

AND ALARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC. <333333333333333

Pffff, never get embarrassed with me. I'm worse. Or I can be I guess. ;)
bold_seer: castielbold_seer on May 7th, 2010 05:52 pm (UTC)
OH GOD NEW OTP FOREVER

AH, YOU FICKLE WOMAN! Then, surely, a layout change is in order? And should I expect your next BB to be about these two and their - tongues? It is, after all, the same I hate you/I love you thing D & C occasionally have going on.

Castiel, I <3 you so, so much. BAMF and whumped and hospital gown and a shippy apology - and Dean all tense and oh no, you don't have to - and saving the Winchesters and - I just really, really love him. And I'll be disappointed if the phone conversation doesn't result in (more) phone sex icons.

Word on the montage.

I want my damn Christmas wish to be fulfilled! D/C hug, as long as it's not a death!hug. Or a Death!hug.
the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural ot3janie_tangerine on May 7th, 2010 08:39 pm (UTC)
Pfff, you should realize that when I am like that I mean CRACK OTP. ;) Because you'll admit that Dean/Cas IS THE OTP but doesn't compare on the utterly delicious crack level that is Bobby/Crowley. Right? ;)

And ha. LOL. No, I can't write 20000 words about their tongues (though I wrote 45000 of Dean/Cas WITH tongues, even if it wasn't the whole of it) but doing that at some way minor length could be... uuuh, interesting. I guess. ;)

Castiel, I <3 you so, so much. BAMF and whumped and hospital gown and a shippy apology

ME TOO. GOD THE HOSPITAL GOWN. It needed Dean and Sam springing him out from the hospital imo, but then again it'd have been way less bamf.

Wait until I get caps from this. One of these days I will and then I'll have a major iconinc session AND THERE WILL BE PHONE SEX ICONS.

D/C hug, as long as it's not a death!hug. Or a Death!hug.

THAT. Though if they don't give us that, I need someone to freaking squeeze Cas, dammit. ;______; ANYONE. Well, okay, NOT Death. Or Lucifer. Or whatever. Yeah, Dean, come on. Hug the angel. Come ooon.
bold_seer: whumpbold_seer on May 8th, 2010 07:15 pm (UTC)
5x16-5x18 & 5x21-5x22 maybe? :D *cough* Wonder why.

I remember how people (and me) were waiting in vain for Michael and Mahone to hug on Prison Break. :/ How cruel would it be, if, after S6, the only Cas!hug had been the one with Cupic? :(
the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural dean/samjanie_tangerine on May 8th, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC)
(LOL. Yes, my iconic session will include that. Indeed. Maybe some 5x19 too 'cause you know. GABRIEL. ;____;)

How cruel would it be, if, after S6, the only Cas!hug had been the one with Cupic? :(

PLEASE NO. JUST, PLEASE NO. Also. There wasn't the obligatory Sam/Dean hug nor the obligatory serious Bobby/any Winchester one, which means that maybe we'll get a hug!finale? *hopes* *uses huggy icon*
Terrapenguinfaery on May 7th, 2010 08:31 pm (UTC)
Jimmy D:

Chicago style pizza is like...a specific thing. I've never had so can't tell you if it's good or not but it's a Chicago thing.
the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural dean 2.0janie_tangerine on May 7th, 2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
JIMMYYYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Yeah I found that out when a friend of mine linked me to it but I still maintain that they're calling pizza a kind of quiche. LOL, sorry, I just tend to be very protective of Italian stuff. ;) ;)
Fangirlage like WHOA.: SPN // Castiel - ...IDGI.hopelessfangirl on May 8th, 2010 01:11 am (UTC)
Also, shirtless!Damon = YES PLEASE ANYTIME.

Um, I actually think I squeaked.

Agreed on Caroline! I actually like her now.

____

I ABSOLUTELY LOST MY SHIT WHEN CROWLEY BUSTED OUT HIS PHONE PIC OF THE BOBBY/CROWLEY KISS.

OMG CAS BAMF-ED IT UP IN THIS ONE. FIRST PESTILENCE AND THEN SAVING HIS BOYFRIEND SAM FROM THE CRAZY CROAT... EPIC. I like this Cas. I just hope he doesn't progress to emo future!Cas. =S

Crowley? You're awesome. I don't care how things turn out, but you're awesome and you make me lol like nothing else and oh God the kissing and leading Dean around and Zombieland and everything. A+++++, Crowley, A+.

MTE! I'm nearly positive that Crowley is going to screw the boys over somehow, but even so, I fucking love him.

LOLOLOL Chicago-style pizza is bizarre. It like, literally a pie. (Which is why I was LOLing that Dean took little convincing to eat it even though he looked weary ;p). Yeah, that isn't how I like my pizza.

ALRIGHT KRIPKE, DON'T KILL ANYONE [BUT LUCIFER] NEXT WEEK, KTHNX.
the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural bobby is the awesomenessjanie_tangerine on May 8th, 2010 06:13 am (UTC)
LOL I THINK I DID TOO. That scene was delicious.

And yay for Caroline getting better! At least. ;)

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I LOST IT TOO EVEN IF I HAD SEEN THE SNEAK PEEK. OHMYGOD YES.

CAS TOTALLY BAMF-ED UP, DID HE? OOOH BABY ILU SO HARD. <3333333333333333333333333333 And yeah. I hope not too. Though that'd be hard in just one ep, right? Riiiight?

It kind of feels like he'll screw them too but I don't care. If he does, he'll do that with class and being awesome, which is why I won't be disappointed either way. And you kind of don't have a sure idea whether he will or not, which means that btw Mark Sheppard >>> Genevieve (sorry!) because he totally isn't giving away his end-game.

Yeah I read about it online and I was like 'THEN CALL IT A PIE, RIGHT?'. That isn't pizza, sorry. I need to be anal about those matters.

YES YES YES PLEASE THAT. :((((
catoasapuncatoasapun on May 8th, 2010 03:06 am (UTC)
1. Bobby/Crowley is my new ship.
'Then why did you use tongue?'

THIS.

Pestilence made me feel nauseous. I can't even. NASTY.

the female ghost of tom joad: good omens crowleyjanie_tangerine on May 8th, 2010 06:19 am (UTC)
I MEAN, IT WAS EPIC.

Yeah. Me. Either. I... EWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS. I couldn't think anything else.
missy_useless: sammissy_useless on May 9th, 2010 05:26 pm (UTC)
I watched this week's episode of SPN! I'm all caught up now, can you believe that? I sure as hell can't. I can read my flists' reaction posts. YAY! :D

Bobby/Crowley was hilarious. Loved it.

SAAAAAM! *draws hearts around him* He's going to say yes and I'm so nervous about all of this but ... it'll be okay. It will be, right? Sam, I have faith in you. I do. Oh, God.

Pestilence was DISGUSTING. But Death was amazing. (<- Who would have thought I'd ever say that. ;))

Though I guess it means that Jimmy's def. gone?

I hadn't even thought of that. Oh, shit.

IF NEXT EPISODE SOMEONE DOESN'T HUG IT'LL BE A CRIME.

LOL! I concur.
the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural samjanie_tangerine on May 9th, 2010 11:12 pm (UTC)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY JUST IN TIME FOR THE FINALE!!!!!!!!!! \o/ Go you!!

Bobby/Crowley is so crack, but I love it. Er. I do, lol.

SAM IS SO AWESOME. <3333 I'm so glad that I never stopped <333 him really. He so pays off. HE CAN DO THAT!

Also, there's a S6. He'll get out of that alive, if only for that. ;)

Pestilence: I couldn't wait for him to bite it. Death = AWESOME INDEED. (LOL yeah me too.)

SHIT INDEED. JIMMYYYYY BABY I'LL MISS YOU. ;_____________________;

Irk? I've been going all season like 'PLEASE SOMEONE HUG, AND POSSIBLY SOMEONE HUG CASTIEL'. It srsly needs to happen. True fact. Really.
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the female ghost of tom joad: awesomest DT quotejanie_tangerine on September 13th, 2010 06:13 pm (UTC)
WHEN I SAW THAT I FELT LIKE A PROPHET.

AND HE SO TOTALLY WAS.