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22 October 2010 @ 09:18 pm
the vampire porn 2x06 'plan B'  
Premise: if you don't count my flailing at The Third Man, I hadn't had such an... uuh, emotional response to a tv ep since the Lost finale. It wasn't that bad, of course, but. XD This review will have plenty of capslock.

1. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS SHOW.

When it started I was just like, 'ff, I'm watching for Ian, whatever. Even if it's crap I'm not quitting it anyway.'

THEN IT BECAME THIS AWESOMENESS AND NOW I'M SO GLAD THAT I GET TO WATCH IAN IN A GOOD SHOW NN. Also. Once I watched for Damon. Then for Damon + Damon/Alaric. NOW I WATCH FOR THE REST TOO OHMYGOD.

2. First: Damon/Alaric subtle bromantic touching, I SAW YOUUUU. Also lol at Alaric being jealous that Jeremy was into the club.

3. Jeremy: more hot and less emo = JANIE APPROVES.

4. CAROLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE YOU'RE SO AMAZING. Oh god she rocked so much this episode.

5. Team Bonnie says YAY! \o/ See, she's coming around! She's helping them! She sorta reconnected with Caroline as well! Come on, have faith in her! Lol well I still love her and it's good that she let go of the morality compass.

6. Stefan in the well = I was like OMGOMGOMGWTFFFF AND I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WHAT.

7. Damon and Mason: god that was a scene. Okay, nasty as you want, but Damon having that second of empathy when Mason said he loved Katherine... oh dear god that was INTENSE. Also Jeremy being present made it all even more wrong and Damon making him face it was good stuff. But also Jeremy thinking they had enough of... whatever, friendship, bond, ff idk that Damon would stop if he asked? Niceee.

8. WTF JENNA WAS BEING A SPY WHUT. (Poor Alaric. He needs to step up and team with Damon and kick some ass by the way.)

9. So when Caroline had to wipe her mom's memories I positively wibbled. And until last season I couldn't have given a damn about either, BUT THIS SEASON SHE HAS BEEN GREAT and ohgod I was like ;______________;

10. Also re the well scene, Elena giving Stefan blood while he had bruises all over was totally like a scene in my second favorite comic book where basically there are a half-vampire, a human and a vampire killing other vampires and hunting ghosts and whatever else, the human guy and the vampire girl are together and she can't walk in the sun and whenever she ends like that he gives her blood. God. That was too long of a sentence.

11. WTF MATT KATHERINE NOOO DON'T TOUCH HIM. ;_____________________; I can hope that he isn't dying, right? Isn't it too obvious that he'd die? I can't. I just. NOT WHEN HE'S THE ONLY PERSON IN THAT SHOW WHO DOESN'T KNOW VAMPIRES EXIST, dammit. At least do him the favor to clue him in!

12. Also, I like that in this show you don't wait ENTIRE SEASONS for characters to find out wtf is going on. The pacing this season is so delicious. I'm being all *________* about it. Can SPN people get the hint and do the same with Sam's storyline? Thanks, me.

13. IDK WHY THIS REVIEW HAS SO LITTLE DAMON IN IT BUT I LOVE HIM STILL, just so we're clear. The snark. The eviiil which isn't really evil. THE EYESEX WITH ALARIC because it's still there. And he cares about Jeremy, obv. I liiike.

14. Jeremy and Tyler, for the love of the FSM, MAKE THE FUCK OUT. Thanks.

15. ... okay. Last for least.

So I usually don't give a damn about vampires in tv. Human/vampire ships never were my main thing. I also am the only person on the face of the earth who has never watched Buffy in its entirety, never watched Angel in its entirety, never watched True Blood in its entirety and well, I never saw/read Twilight either, which I guess is a good thing in retrospective. Let's also add that I don't like lovey-dovey romances and that the main het ship in any show (or the main two/three) never holds my interest much.

This was all to say that I bow in front of the writers because after almost crying at the end, I can't even deny I ship Stefan/Elena anymore. There. I said it. I just. I always thought they were cute and strangely not annoying, for being the main het couple, but. BUT IDK AT THE ENDING SHE LOOKED DEVASTATED AND HE WAS DEVASTATED AND HIS DAMN LIP WAS QUIVERING AND I KNEW SHE WAS LEAVING HIM (tho I couldn't really blame her) and I just, I was like OMG PLEASE NO HUG AND MAKE UP AND IDK now I just want to smish them together or something. SINCE WHEN DO I EVEN CARE. IN THEORY I DON'T. Except that I apparently do. I give up. I ship it. A little.

Also Damon being like ;_______________; when he saw her because he realized that it was indirectly his fault made me go all ;______________; too and then they had to show Katherine and Matt AND I COULDN'T EVEN ;_______; IN PEACE because I was too busy being O__________O.

16. The opening: Nina Dobrev, I want your job for a day. Thanks, me.

17. Basically, my reaction in a nutshell.

XQ_______ *fans* ... O____O .. LOL O_____O *_____* O__________O ;_______; O______O :// \o/ /o\ XQ______ O__________O ;_____________________________________; O_____________________O .... O_______________________________________O ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... ;________________________________________________________; < ////3 O___________________________O

.... ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ I like emoticons, apparently.

18. In conclusion, this show is awesome.

And since now I also finished with the extra exam, HI, from tomorrow we're back to our scheduled posting and stuff, now I'll go crashing somewhere. No, not really, I'll stay here procrastinating.
 
 
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Lou: Damon2gottalovev on October 23rd, 2010 06:38 pm (UTC)
but I already have so much shit to dooooooooooo!!!! *WHINES*

true I am NOT doing it. ah shit, I might give it a try. and i better do it now before we have whatever happens for real.

I don't do spoilers but it's good you have some hope. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! D: D:

brain twins is awesome! (we're awesome like that)