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13 May 2011 @ 08:33 am
the vampire porn 2x22, as I lay dying  
...... show I take back every time I made fun of you in S1. I do.

1. Okay, I know that I probably shouldn't start with this, but.

Dear Whoever Wrote This Episode,

thanks so much for making my fic of last week's come true. Granted, there was no Damon/Alaric snuggling, but the rest? That sort of was it. Thanks for making it real, ilu,

me.

2. That stated.

DAMON. DAMON. DAMON YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE AND YOU DIDN'T GO CRAZY AND and and I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLASHBACKS HIM ASKING ELENA FOR FORGIVENESS HIM TRYING SUICIDE OH MY GOD DAMON MY INVESTMENT IN YOU IS TOTAL. <333333333333333 UGH WHEN HE TOLD ELENA SHE SHOULD HAVE MET HIM ONE CENTURY BEFORE ;____________;

3. Also I still don't ship Damon/Elena unless you wanna throw Stefan into the mix (more on that later) but damn I cried. She just really was so sweet to him. And when she told him she liked him the way he is - YES. THANKS. I NEEDED SOMEONE TO TELL HIM THAT. UUGHHH. (Also, that ending might've been the first time I ever like Katherine.

4. .... all right. I guess Stefan/Damon is not just my guilty pleasure anymore. *raises hands in defeat* from going to S1 to Stefan going darkside just for Damon? Okay. Damn, why is this the CW? Because if it was HBO then we'd get incestuous threesome and I'd be happy forever, but I guess that ain't gonna happen. Dammit. Still - this whole storyline reeks of Winchester brothers reversed (okay, I guess that Stefan going on human blood could work with Sam and the demon blood, but HE was the one making a deal. Lol so Stefan Salvatore is basically Dean Winchester meets Sam Winchester - oh dear okay I'll just shut up now). Not that I mind - I'll have a lot of fun seeing Damon & Elena trying to stop Stefan from being Darth Vader next season.

(Shut up, Klaus is totally the Emperor.)

5. Klaus speaking, he's becoming my Smokey. Meaning: I spent the entirety of Lost S6 wishing Locke!Smokey out of existence because he was messing with all my favorite people - look at me spending S3 next year wishing for someone to stake Klaus for good. Shit, guy's been around for four episode and he has: fucked with Alaric (RAGE), indirectly got Damon bitten, almost got Caroline & Tyler killed (;__;), GOT JENNA KILLED, brought Stefan dark side (AND STEFAN/ELENAAAA ;__; MY SHIP MY SHIP ;__;) and killed Elijah. Can someone kill him and make him suffer? Please thanks bye.

6. ALARIC.

LET'S TALK ABOUT ALARIC, OH YOU BAMF. I LOVE THAT HE WAS OUT THERE DROWNING HIS SORROWS IN ALCOHOL THEN STEFAN CALLS AND HE'S LIKE 'HEY RIC DAMON'S DYING' AND ALARIC IS LIKE 'WHERE WHEN HOW I'M COMING' AND THEN HE GIVES DAMON ALCOHOL-SPIKED BLOOD AND HE DOESN'T HATE HIM AND 'WE AREN'T AS DRUNK AS WE SHOULD FOR THIS CONVERSATION' AND THEN HE'S TOTALLY GOING TO MOVE IN WITH JEREMY AND ELENA (poor guy, his apartment will be a mess by now - I just hope the police doesn't go in there considering all the blood on the floor) AND ALARIC YOU = AWESOME AND MY OTP STAYS MY OTP.

7. Also: BONNIE AND JEREMY. <333333333333 I JUST. I don't even know how I'm shipping them that hard but - when he came back to life and she was all smiling WITH BLOOD ALL OVER HER FACE - OH SHIP THANKS FOR AT LEAST GIVING ME SOME HAPPINESS.

8. Sheriff Forbes finally realizes shit, huh? She could've before, huh.

9. Also. CAROLINE. YOU. OWN. I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD NOT LIKE YOU LAST SEASON - YOU'RE TOTALLY MY FAVORITE GIRL OUT OF THE BUNCH. OKAY NO MAYBE WITH BONNIE - WHATEVER, I LIKE YOU BOTH.

10. Also ugh I feel like I should say a lot more things but my head is all like OMG OMG OMG O____o AND I CAN'T PROCESS SHIT AND OH MY GOD THIS SHOW STOP MAKING ME CRY.

11. Oh, wait. So Jeremy got the cliffhanger this year (eee!) and for a second I thought he was gonna find Alaric dead last second and thankfully he hasn't but whatever. And what now, it means that he sees ghosts? That he only sees dead vamps? That he was brought back a psychic and now he an Bonnie can be a badass couple killing vampires with their mind? (PLEASE TELL ME IT GOES LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME I'D WEEP FROM JOY.) Anyway, hi Vicki, hi Anna. Also: whut, if Jeremy gets to see ALL the dead vamps in that city he'll go insane O___O idk it isn't as mindfucking as it was last year but surely it's intriguing.

12. Okay, what I want from next season: STEFAN BABY COME BACK TO REASON, Damon please keep on being awesome, Damon and Alaric moving into Elena/Jeremy's place - or Alaric/Jeremy/Elena moving to Damon's, I'm not picky, Jeremy & Bonnie become the psychic badass couple, Klaus please bite it suffering, and Caroline & Tyler please be the most adorable interspecies couple ever. ... I want too much, don't I? (Also ugh show. GIVE ME ELENA/STEFAN BACK AT LEAST, I NEED THE WHOLE REDEMPTION HISTORY NOW.)

13. ... the next three months will be hard. If after tomorrow I don't see comms flooded with fic (if you don't wanna give me Damon/Ric fine, BUT SOMEONE WRITE SOME DAMON/STEFAN DAMMIT - or OT3 or whatever, just not all the Katherine-centric stuff which has been 90% of what I've seen lately. Come on people. The hiatus fic has potential for gloriousness.

14. ... okay, I don't even know, I'm gonna shut up now and write more five acts fic. Be right back being O____O over this all over again.
 
 
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Big Bag of Weird: TVD Stefan sex?gehirnstuerm on May 13th, 2011 07:15 am (UTC)
LOL

Yeah. Just posted my review and we have already talked about this, so I don't have anything to add, really.

Except for EXPRESSING MY ENDLESS LOVE FOR ALARIC, OH MY GOD!!!!!!! He's my favorite character on this show, I'm not gonna lie. And I was so worried! First I half expected him to drop dead the second Jeremy came back to life and then I also thought Jeremy would find him dead on the couch, which he didn't. Phew.

Also, CAROLINE FORBES! *draws hearts and throws glitter* I don't have a Caroline icon, which has to be remedied.
A.: carolinevella_amor_dm on May 14th, 2011 03:46 am (UTC)
2. YES TO EVERYTHING! HOW IS HE SO PRECIOUS!??!

3. i ship Damon/Elena but i don't want them to actually get together. i want them to be all angsty and in love from a distance haha.

4. OMG THOSE TWO! i need some quality Stefan/Damon fic. pimp out anything good, yeah? :D

5. up till this ep i really haven't liked Klaus at all but i think i kind of admire him... just a little ;) or maybe i am just head over heels with that accent fgdkfjs

6. ALAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIC!!!! WHY ARE YOU THRE MOST AWESOMEST EVERRR?! and his teasing of Jeremy at the end OMG. also yes, everyone should camp out at the Salvatore house and just be happy and in love forever, y/y? :D

7. I ALMOST DIED WHEN JEREMY GOT SHOT D: THANK GOD HE WAS BROUGHT BACK *CUDDLES HIM CLOSE*

9. Caroline :D :D :D if she dies i will break something.

10. i watched this ep last night and i was one hundred percent incoherent. i think i need to watch it again to sort out my thoughts.

11. YESYESYES! DO WANT! TEAM!BAMF :D