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02 October 2011 @ 03:52 pm
fanfiction, SPN: the fifth element (Dean/Castiel, plus everyone else), NC17  
Title: the fifth element
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel, Sam, Crowley, Andy, Ash, Balthazar, Bobby, Henriksen, plus a number of others appearing
Word count: ∼23000
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: as it's an AU, none for the series and everything for the movie it's based on.
Warnings: violence, language, sort of minor character death that you know already if you've seen the original movie [highlight for explanations] red shirts and bad guys die.
Disclaimer: Supernatural isn't mine and The Fifth Element belongs to Luc Besson. I own nothing.
Summary: wherein it's 2060, Dean is a not-so-happy-with-his-life cab driver with an estranged priest brother and he finds out that the man who crashed into his car is the key to stop the end of the world.
A/N: extremely late fic for missjigsaw23 for the Everlasting Birthday Challenge at deancastiel (extremely late because I was sure the day was one week later and then it ran away on me more than I thought), for the prompt: Fifth Element fusion: Dean is the down-on-his-luck cab driver, Cas is the 'supreme being' who crashes through the roof of the cab after escaping a government lab. Bonus points for Sam as Cornelius and/or Crowley as Zorg.. I switched the aliens for demons and angels and changed some other things, but the basic plot is that one. I'm afraid it isn't as deliciously campy as the original, but I hope it fits the bill. Also I should have achieved the bonus points ;) happy late birthday!

feeling: accomplishedaccomplished
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Annwyn: Anna Leeannwyn on October 2nd, 2011 02:12 pm (UTC)
OMG the fifth element is one of my favorite movies and words cannot describe how much excited I am about this and how much I love you for writing this!

Off to read now.
the female ghost of tom joad: tangerinesjanie_tangerine on October 2nd, 2011 02:16 pm (UTC)
I hope it delivers! ;) it's totally one of my favorites too. Campy sci-fi ftw! ;)
Artmetica: Misha luvartmetica on October 2nd, 2011 02:35 pm (UTC)
Haven't read this but...
HOOOLLY CRAP 23K+ FIFTH ELEMENT!!!!! XD XD I am excited beyond words!!

*Goes off to read*
the female ghost of tom joad: misha = awesomejanie_tangerine on October 2nd, 2011 03:02 pm (UTC)
Heee I hope you like it! XDD and lol I'm physically incapable of adapting a two hour long movie without being very long XD
Annwynannwyn on October 2nd, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
You know... You two should team up one day. Just saying =)

I mean my favorite D/C writer and artist... ^_~
Artmetica: Misha luvartmetica on October 3rd, 2011 12:26 pm (UTC)
Ah thank you, janie_tangerine is one of my favourite writers too!

And LOL I'll tell you something:
I read this exciting prompt quite a while ago (unclaimed at the time) and I would've claimed it had I not already got myself signed up to some BBs :p I got so excited that I watched the movie again XD
Aren't we glad to see this turned into a nice fic by our favourite author? ;D
Annwyn: Calinannwyn on October 3rd, 2011 02:46 pm (UTC)
Actually I did the same, I mean "got so excited that I watched the movie again" seeing the prompt back then =)
the female ghost of tom joad: ILUjanie_tangerine on October 3rd, 2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
.. aww, thanks ♥ and lol well that prompt was too good for not being done someway. ;)
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the female ghost of tom joad: supernatural + nick cave = otpjanie_tangerine on October 2nd, 2011 06:10 pm (UTC)
I hope it fits the bill! ;)
theflywhotheflywho on October 2nd, 2011 04:56 pm (UTC)
I just want you to know that this fusion was in my brain last August, and thought it was absolutely perfect, and must torture you with my bad photoshop from a year ago: http://www.flickr.com/photos/53259935@N08/?saved=1

Now, onward to reading!
the female ghost of tom joad: tangerinesjanie_tangerine on October 2nd, 2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
... OMG LOL I DIED XDDD that's totally good photoshopping! The first one killed me. XD the second did too but lol Misha's face in the first. Priceless! and thanks for linking it. ;)

I hope you like it! :D
DR Lisa!!dazedrose on October 3rd, 2011 12:46 am (UTC)
Love The Fifth Element. Can;t wait to read!!
the female ghost of tom joad: take over the worldjanie_tangerine on October 3rd, 2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
I hope you like it! :)
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the female ghost of tom joad: NOMNOMjanie_tangerine on October 4th, 2011 01:15 pm (UTC)
I hope you like it then! ;)
amydalena75amydalena75 on October 25th, 2011 05:10 am (UTC)
I just started reading this at part I. You made Cas = Leeloo lol! I wonder how he'd say it
Castiel Multipass :P. Shirtless and in jeans.. but y not naked lol! This movie is one of my favourite always. Ruby Rhod! :D. Will continue to read now weeee!!! :D
authoritative fluidityallwedidwaskiss on May 3rd, 2012 04:10 am (UTC)
the fifth element is a severely under-appreciated movie and if the line "Castiel Winchester, Multi-pass" or any variation of appears I MAY HAVE A STROKE.
adamant56 on September 29th, 2012 10:38 am (UTC)
Oh my goodness.... please create a downloadable pdf or send me a pdf file to ester.is.a.saint@gmail.com because this on my kindle would just complete my life.

Thank you so much.