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21 October 2011 @ 10:23 am
the vampire porn 3x06 'smells like teen spirits'  
Or, appropriate title was appropriate. This is probably gonna be less coherent than usual.

1. Okay, let's get this out of the way:

SEBASTIAN ROCHE' PLEASE GET INTO MY PANTS/SKIRTS. FJHSJDGHJKFHGKJSHDKJHGSKGHJFDSHG.

ALSO.

HE.

ATE.

KATHERINE.

Or well, drank her blood, whatever. I DIED. OMG LOLOLOLOLOL and I was enjoying Katherine too for the first time in ages (her frustration was awesome) but WHEN HE DRANK HER I PASSED OUT FROM THE OMG WTF AWESOME. 'I don't eat living things.' I LIKE YOU ALREADY MICHAEL. YOU AND YOUR VERY FIRM CHEST THAT I'M SURE YOU'LL GET TO SHOW AT SOME POINT.

dhjgfjghkjfhgsjfdhgòsahòehkjfdhgf Sebastian Roche' you're back on my screen and iluiluilu.

2. That out of the way: Stefan/Elena, you're so endgame, I want to die in shipper glee whenever you had a scene. Also HEEE STEFAN SAVING HER WHEN SHE THREW HERSELF OUT OF THE BALCONY XDD ELENA GILBERT YOU HAVE SMARTS.

3. Also: HOW I LIKE ALARIC TEACHING ELENA HOW TO GO VAMPIRE HUNTING? And her actually having mastered it so well that she gave it back to Stefan tenfold. I LIKE YOU. AND ELENA/ALARIC GENERAL PARTNERSHIP IS GLEEFUL STUFF.

4. ALSO DAMON MISSES ALARIC AND 'YOU'RE GONNA BE ANGRY AT ME FOREVER' AND OMG OMG OMG MY SHIP PLEASE LET ME COVER YOU IN RAINBOWS AND SPARKLY THINGS. THIS IS SO NOT GONNA LAST LONG BUT OMG.

5. Lol I knew something was wrong with Tyler. Someone bring Rebekah away from him or she's gonna ruin him. That said.. NICE CHEST, TYLER LOCKWOOD. UNF.

6. Caroline Forbes you're perfect and amazing and ilu and please never change and be awesome forever.

7. Stefan, you make me want to weep. In earnest. Like, really.

8. Bonnie keeps on being the hbic. GO BONNIE. I can't even blame her for not wanting to talk to Jeremy - if he's always thinking about Anna...

9. .... and that said, Jer/Anna scene was sweet.

10. Vicky, WTF. JUST WTF. At least Matt had sense enough to put a remedy to things A SECOND AFTER REALIZING HE FUCKED UP.

11. I just hope it doesn't mean that Matt doesn't have a storyline anymore, bc that'd be very very bad. He was just showing appeal! Come on show, keep on giving him a storyline!

12. HOW THE FUCK IS MASON LOCKWOOD ALIVE? DID KLAUS RESURRECT HIM?

13. That said, Klaus-free episode was awesome. Totally didn't miss his face, sorry.

14. ... I want to hug Damon. Can I? Lol, at the beginning he was so like 'wtf' that I couldn't even. Like 'geez I had forgotten that I could be totally tame in comparison to my brother, and WAIT I HAVE TWENTY GIRLS DRIPPING BLOOD ON MY PERSIAN RUG AND WTF IS EVEN THIS', and he misses Alaric and he's so obv. in love with Elena but he hasn't pushed her once and he doesn't even want to and if it ever happens he's still going to be second best and OH DAMON, you're a total psycho but I really want to hug you. Or maybe Alaric should. ANYWAY I like Damon being totally baffled by what happens under his own roof lolololol. Anyway Damon stay my favorite forever ilu. And that said: from one who doesn't ship Damon/Elena whatsoever, I really like how they're dealing with it. And that scene where he explained her how to stake a vampire was hot. Can't say anything against that. Heck, it's obvious that they're together irl, but it doesn't hurt the chemistry a bit.

15. Srsly, did Mason get a cut in the afterlife? WHAT'S GOING ONNNNN I NEED TO KNOW WHEN IS NEXT WEEK OMG ,MFKDJHFKJGHKJFHG.

16. In conclusion, since I also have to go studying in the midst of all this: SHOW STAY AWESOME AND LET ME LOVE YOU.

Also, Sebastian Roche', if I don't jump you at the next JIB it'll be a miracle of self-restraint. Yes, I'm sure everyone is surprised at that.
 
 
feeling: satisfiedsatisfied
 
 
 
Pocki: FS - John/Aeryn - bedpnr on October 21st, 2011 11:14 am (UTC)
1. I was like "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING? … IT'S KIND OF AWESOME THOUGH" when he snack don Katherine. I have wondered what the deal is with vampire drinking vampire on this show. They've never mentioned it before have they? Like in some lore/movies/tv shows it will make you sick, some it's poisonous and some vamps don't even have blood to drink. Btw, TVD vamps have a beating heart yes? And breath? I just thought about it cause I caught a part of Buffy the other day where Buffy needed CPR and Angel was like "I have no breath!"

2. When Stefan caught her it felt like there was still hope… you know, the way he looked at her and held her. But it was probably just Paul showing through you know. Cause it's hard to do that without acting you know… human.

4. Alaric needs to stop hatin and go back to Damon xD At least they worked together when planning to get Stefan. That's always something.

5. Urgh, Rebekah, go away. Disgrace to our name and everything. You're so annoying and will destroy precious Tyler.

8. I feel so sorry for Bonnie… I might not care that much about her anymore but still, poor her.

9. I honestly thought they would start kissing passionately. Tsk.

10. Well, we knew she was bad news. Go Mat though! It's totally understandable that he'd want to bring back his sister. But then just going "shitsauce. Well let's fix this right now", very good.

11. Matt has shown his worth and he knows everything now. IT feels like he can be more involved.

12. I think whatever Matt did (together with the dead super powerful witch) brought a lot of ghosts back to some corporeal form. That's why Anna can touch Jer, and that is why Mason can throw things at Damon. I wonder who else might return…

13. Same here.

14. OH NOES. MY PERSIAN RUGS!
Srsly though, yeah, when he showed her how to stake a vampire… *fans self* I kinda have a feeling I will do that to whoever I end up intimate with. "So this is your sternum… and these are your lovely iliac crests" (iliac crests would be the upper part of the pelvis btw)
I really want Damon and Elena to get at it while Stefan is being a cold douche. Cause damn there's chemistry (aw, was really cute when Damon patched her up btw)



(I might sort of be using your posts to get my thoughts out, hence the long comments XD)
goldenusagigoldenusagi on October 22nd, 2011 01:55 am (UTC)
There's a theory that Mikael is an Original. I want it so bad.