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10 February 2012 @ 12:09 pm
the vampire porn 3x14 'dangerous liasons'  
1. Show STOP PUTTING THIS VERY PRETTY PEOPLE IN FORMAL WEAR, you're causing me problems with paying attention to the plot because everyone is too good-looking for me to care about the rest.

2. That said, congratulations are in order.

2a. Congrats Matt for having managed NOT to die this time as well. Seriously, that's a feat! Also is it bad that I actually like him and Rebekah? I can't even. Someone should cover his insurance though. :(

2b. Congrats Damon for having finally understood that when you have a problem, you don't kill people or destroy things BUT you can have hatesex! I mean, him and Rebekah making out is definitely an improvement over killing poor girls on the highway or destroying his brother's possessions, right?

3. That said Damon seriously just hook up with your BFF okay, you'll be spared a lot of heartbreak and I won't have to think that I want to hug you every time that you have existential angst issues..

4. That said, if Elena has issues with Damon not letting her do what she wants she's probably justified.

5. That said, SOMEONE JUST - WHY DID I EVEN START SHIPPING STEFAN/ELENA gosh people my feelings, those two are just too - I can't. And while I do probably agree with the Elijah/Klaus party which last time said that both of them are bad for her and she'd be better off with Matt I just can't - Stefan you can try whatever you want but you DO GIVE A SHIT. And she still trusts him and - oh seriously okay, I'm just gonna shut up.

6. Caroline is still too awesome for this world. Seriously.

7. That said idek what they're doing with the Klaus/Caroline thing - I mean, nice to know that he has a human side other than endless Freudian issues with Balthazar his daddy, but I really can't see them hooking up when he has a) killed Jenna, b) sired Tyler, c) made Stefan shut off his feelings (and heck Stefan is still the equivalent to Caroline's AA vampire sponsor if we don't count that he was Elena's boyfriend), d) everything else. Oh well I'll be here seeing how it goes.

8. I knew Eloise Esther had a plan does this woman get typecast as a mother that kills her own kid(s) in any show I watch?, but NOOOO NOT ELIJAH ;____; also hey nice, YOU turn them into vamps and then ooops, I did a stupid thing, LET'S KILL THEM? I mean, technically speaking she did it all herself... :/

9. That said, the brother who tried to kill Matt can go for all I care. Elijah can stay. I guess Rebekah can stay too? Not that it matters now since either something happens or they're all dying, which I so totally don't buy since otherwise what do they even do until the finale?

10. Also: OH ALARIC THANK THE FSM THAT YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL. Okay, I missed his face but just - people stop killing him okay, I can't take it.

11. In conclusion MY FEELINGS I HAVE A LOT OF THEM ALSO: Salvatores in tux should happen a lot more. And nn when Elena walked inside with the two of them - NNN. Also Damon and Stefan punching it out - I can't have it enough.

12. And just let me say it, but seeing Damon being thrown off-guard because now HE's the one with feelings that might be a liability is just.. if I didn't want to hug him I'd think that it's too amusing to be real. Damon come on, in a couple of centuries maybe you can just learn to deal with it, mmh?

13. I missed Bonnie though :( and Ric, but I won't be too upset about that one.


I shall now go writing for the porn battle studying. Maybe. Hopefully.
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Big Bag of Weird: TVD Stefan sex?gehirnstuerm on February 10th, 2012 01:09 pm (UTC)


ey nice, YOU turn them into vamps and then ooops, I did a stupid thing, LET'S KILL THEM? I mean, technically speaking she did it all herself... :/
Heh... true. Except, she apparently didn't expect her kids to go around eating folks. Eyes of a mother and all that ;) At least she seems to regret having to off Elijah. Unterstandably. Elijah's awesomeness knows no bounds.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn stefanjanie_tangerine on February 11th, 2012 12:24 pm (UTC)
I know? If they keep on like this forever I'll be a very happy fangirl. ;)

Well okay but come on, you turn them into things that drink blood, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? But well regretting having to off Elijah is THE MINIMUM >___>
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the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn STEFAN'S TEARSjanie_tangerine on February 11th, 2012 12:26 pm (UTC)
... I've been thinking the same at times but ER WELL YOU KNOW I just decided that they wouldn't dare kill the only person Damon has a mostly healthy relationship with (well, okay, let's not count the neck-snapping shall we)... if it happens I'll end up like Stefan in my icon :((((((((
goldenusagigoldenusagi on February 10th, 2012 08:15 pm (UTC)
Klaus and Caroline is just weird. I really dug their (completely out of the blue, I'll admit) birthday scene, because there was just this gravity to it. But Klaus talking to Caroline about art like they're on a date, it was odd.
the female ghost of tom joad: the vampire porn carolinejanie_tangerine on February 11th, 2012 12:27 pm (UTC)
The birthday scene was weird but I could get, this round.. idk it was just awkward. I don't really think it can ever go nowhere but heck I said that about Bonnie and Jeremy back then when they were cute... *raises hands* we'll see how it goes I guess.
Creature Of Hobbit: eloisetellshannon815 on February 11th, 2012 05:41 pm (UTC)
Total typecasting there! No sympathy for Esther here since you're right, she is the one who created that situation!
the female ghost of tom joad: lost -> generaljanie_tangerine on February 12th, 2012 10:20 am (UTC)
I know? I guess you could be typecast for better things, but.. yeah, no sympathy either. What the hell, really. :/ I can't really go endorse her in this..